Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 10:30     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:Make the Beast With Two Backs


What about rear entry?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 10:27     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

One of us usually says something along the lines of, "Hey, wanna fool around later?"

DD is 7 and doesn't seem to think that this means anything other than "be goofy together later." She hasn't used it herself.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 10:24     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:Make the Beast With Two Backs


I think that would give kids more nightmares than the actual.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 10:07     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Make the Beast With Two Backs
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 10:01     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

"Date night" or "fooling around" but why mention either when kids are around?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 09:56     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:Work on our taxes


What do you do the rest of the year once the kids figure out your taxes are due April 15th? Spank the monkey, boff the cantaloupe, abuse the cucumber...?
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 04:27     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake


I am with your wife.


I have one who's an early riser and another who's a night owl. If I let my kids' wakefulness dictate my sex schedule, I'd never get laid.
Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 02:26     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:anal - they don't know what that means.


Anonymous
Post 05/26/2017 00:24     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake


I am with your wife.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 23:30     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Anonymous wrote:I tell my wife i need to have a conference call on a pipe laying project.


Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 22:27     Subject: Re:Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Work on our taxes
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:45     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

"Go to bed early"
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:40     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

anal - they don't know what that means.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:27     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Change the sheets
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2017 21:26     Subject: Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around

Lock the door
Take a nap
Fold laundry