Anonymous
Post 05/03/2017 06:44     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

A guy once told me I look like a supermodel from the waist down. LOL. I do have great long legs but that is killing it with faint praise.
Anonymous
Post 05/03/2017 06:32     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Anonymous wrote:My ex told me I couldn't cook, but because I gave head like a porn star he didn't care about the cooking part...uhhh thanks I think...


Do you or was he just saying that?
Anonymous
Post 05/03/2017 00:36     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

My high school girlfriend's mom told me I had "bedroom eyes."
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 23:59     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

You have pretty feet
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 23:20     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

My ex told me I couldn't cook, but because I gave head like a porn star he didn't care about the cooking part...uhhh thanks I think...
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 22:26     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

I've gotten "you look like a Picasso painting" and I'm picturing something cubist or maybe blue.

Also a guy who'd been chasing me for ages started lecturing me on food and how subsequent bites never taste as good as the first bite - ending with something like "so maybe you should try eating less. I think you'd be happier if you were a thinner person". I was seriously flabbergasted. Never in the history of humanity has THAT worked as a pickup line.
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 22:20     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Pregnant women are so hot
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 22:06     Subject: Re:S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."


Yeah, right.


Not everyone transforms into a fat blimp. A lot of beautiful pregnant women. Sorry you weren't one of them


Yeah, wrong.
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 22:05     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

"You have a great occlusion."
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 21:27     Subject: Re:S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."


Yeah, right.


Not everyone transforms into a fat blimp. A lot of beautiful pregnant women. Sorry you weren't one of them
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 21:26     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Apparently, I have beautiful eyebrows....
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 21:26     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

'i think you have a great walk'

-i'm a man
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 21:24     Subject: Re:S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Anonymous wrote:I'd been dating my now DW for a few months (I had known her for a few years) when I asked her "Why did you finally decide to go out with me" and she said "Marilyn (her GF) told me that you could screw all night long and it made me wonder". I was very thankful of Marilyn despite the fact that I knew it wasn't true. DW and I have been married a long time so I'm sure she is over the disappointment.


What's with these women who screw someone that has already been with a friend who recommends them?
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 21:07     Subject: S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

He told me I was beautiful and that I reminded him of his grandmother.
Anonymous
Post 05/02/2017 16:54     Subject: Re:S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."


Yeah, right.