Anonymous wrote:My ex told me I couldn't cook, but because I gave head like a porn star he didn't care about the cooking part...uhhh thanks I think...
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."
Yeah, right.
Not everyone transforms into a fat blimp. A lot of beautiful pregnant women. Sorry you weren't one of them
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."
Yeah, right.
Anonymous wrote:I'd been dating my now DW for a few months (I had known her for a few years) when I asked her "Why did you finally decide to go out with me" and she said "Marilyn (her GF) told me that you could screw all night long and it made me wonder". I was very thankful of Marilyn despite the fact that I knew it wasn't true. DW and I have been married a long time so I'm sure she is over the disappointment.
Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."