Dear Arab man. Please don't make your wife dress in layers and layers of traditional uncomfortable clothes while you and you boy child are wearing a t shirt, shorts and some flip flops.

Anonymous wrote:Older women, please don't wear ripped jeans. You can't pull it off. They're OK on younger women, preferably if they appear old and naturally worn and not just new jeans with slits cut in them.

Thank you.

-- A guy.

LOL. I was about to write, "isn't it bad enough that men want to police our bodies all the time, you have to come here and try to do the same?"

On second thought, I'll leave that question right there.....

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

At least she's not being a total slut and wearing capris to show off her ankles.

Or these. Oh, Nordstrom, you don't have to put on the red light:

http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/topshop-clear-knee-mom-jeans/4619337

Omg. How did u find that???

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

At least she's not being a total slut and wearing capris to show off her ankles.

18:02 and 23:56 are funny!

+2!

I hate that fashion bloggers call them "rips."

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

At least she's not being a total slut and wearing capris to show off her ankles.

Or these. Oh, Nordstrom, you don't have to put on the red light:

http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/topshop-clear-knee-mom-jeans/4619337

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

At least she's not being a total slut and wearing capris to show off her ankles.

18:02 and 23:56 are funny!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

At least she's not being a total slut and wearing capris to show off her ankles.

Anonymous wrote:My knees are my best feature so I like to show them off.
Skirts are too showy, so a little rip strategically placed at the knee is just the "peek" that drives men wild.

This is not a Jane Austen novel, a peek at your knee is not pornographic. WTF.

I'm pretty sure this is a troll. A woman pretending to be a man. A gay guy has better places to hang out online than the DCUM beauty forum.

Then again, maybe it is really a man. Perhaps the mouthbreathing sexless whiners in the relationships forum have branched out past "are you fat" and into fashion advice.

Why are there so many men on a "beauty and fashion" forum?? Gay men?

Any women. Any people. They look so dumb. I don't understand why I'd pay good money for pants that make me look like a stupid hobo.

I really think this was a troll.

Or if not, I'm sorry but there is something so gay about a man going on the Beauty and Fashion forum to whine about ladies' fashion choices. And if you're not straight and you are gay, then you really shouldn't be caring so much about how women dress.

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Anonymous wrote:F@ck you

- all women

We should be friends.

+1

I'm reminded of a recent Alicia Keys response that seems especially relevant here: "I do what the f^*& I want."

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Anonymous wrote:Older women, please don't wear ripped jeans. You can't pull it off. They're OK on younger women, preferably if they appear old and naturally worn and not just new jeans with slits cut in them.

Thank you.

-- A guy.

And with that attitude, neither will you.

Well done!