My secret shame. One time at work I ate about a million cherries. They were delicious. But OMG. I literally ran to the bathroom and had explosive poop. I'm one of those people who squat so it got everywhere. And then I left. I still feel bad about it. However, it was a one time thing...

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

If I am in an emergency pee situation and accidently sit on the pee you left on the seat, please know I have put a hex on your family for generations.


WIPE THE SEAT IF YOU PEE ON IT

Good luck with all that. If I sprinkle, I clean it...but, not with bleach and a scrubber. Hence, I will NEVER sit on a public toilet.

What germs are able to penetrate through a paper barrier and enter your bloodstream via the skin on your buttocks? We will wait for your well researched answer.

In the meantime, sit your ass down. And stop acting like a messy weirdo who ruins the bathroom for everyone else. #tragedyofthecommons

Anonymous wrote:As mentioned above, women spray pee when they squat, but just as an FYI, it's 1000 times worse (walls, floor, etc) if you're shaved/waxed. Doesn't excuse not wiping up after yourself.

In my old office we had all these issues, in addition to the woman who did seemed to perform some kind of monthly bathroom spin art with her tampon/diva cup.

What? You think a bush catches urine? God, I hope that's not true.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

Then at least have the decency to put a sanitary cover over the toilet while you "hover" and clean up afterwards. You can't really complain about how gross the toilets are if you are part of the reason they are gross in the first place....

Agreed. Use a cover or make a cover with toilet paper. It's doesn't take more than a few seconds.

And people get mad at me when I don't want to shake their hand??!!! Stuff like this is part of my reasoning.

I dunno, but it was worth it, because I lol'd when I read it!

Anonymous wrote:Progressives and Feds are high volume feces machines. They can't juxtapose their sense of inherent value without a God with the high volume of urine and feces they chronically produce. It creates a separation from reality in their confused and pathetic psyche.

I wonder how long this took you to write.

Progressives and Feds are high volume feces machines. They can't juxtapose their sense of inherent value without a God with the high volume of urine and feces they chronically produce. It creates a separation from reality in their confused and pathetic psyche.

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Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

Then at least have the decency to put a sanitary cover over the toilet while you "hover" and clean up afterwards. You can't really complain about how gross the toilets are if you are part of the reason they are gross in the first place....

Several years ago when I worked in Fed Consulting, there was a nasty POS who would shit on the floor in the hallways at EPA. It took quite a few episodes before they got the security camera angled the right way to catch the person.

I've worked in many office buildings over the last 20 years but none have had as disgusting bathrooms as Federal buildings. Just nasty disgusting people who don't care.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

If I am in an emergency pee situation and accidently sit on the pee you left on the seat, please know I have put a hex on your family for generations.


WIPE THE SEAT IF YOU PEE ON IT

Good luck with all that. If I sprinkle, I clean it...but, not with bleach and a scrubber. Hence, I will NEVER sit on a public toilet.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

You know the cleanest place in the bathroom is the toilet seat. The water faucet and door handles have tens of thousands more germs than the toilet seat.

Please, PP, what else you got? The sky is blue? It's not like I'm grabbing faucets and door handles with my bare hands. I barely like to even breathe in public restrooms!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

You know the cleanest place in the bathroom is the toilet seat. The water faucet and door handles have tens of thousands more germs than the toilet seat.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:For the women, it's the OCD hover'ers who refuse to sit on a toilet seat. They will pee everywhere and then run out without cleaning up ("Ewww, that's icky"). Ladies, please use a seat sanitary cover and sit the 'eff down.

I agree about the power flushing in some large buildings. It can actually spray debris on the back wall and walls of the stall.

There isn't thick enough paper in the world for me to ever sit on a public toilet.

Sorry, not sorry.

If I am in an emergency pee situation and accidently sit on the pee you left on the seat, please know I have put a hex on your family for generations.


WIPE THE SEAT IF YOU PEE ON IT

Anonymous wrote:Because these people are TOO IMPORTANT to worry about cleaning up their own mess.

And they have someone cleaning their houses for them