Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:56     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The only solution is to cut off his ring finger and tell your parents he lost the ring and the finger while protecting you from a mad dog.



Or that he threw it in the fires of Mordor to save the world!


AWESOME explanation!
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:55     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:Here's the sitcom solution: He keeps his left hand in his pocket the whole time your parents visit. Hijinks ensue.



Ooh, or a full cast on the left arm. And then he keeps breaking stuff because he uses the arm despite the cast.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:55     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Costco.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:46     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Here's the sitcom solution: He keeps his left hand in his pocket the whole time your parents visit. Hijinks ensue.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:33     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:That he lost his wedding ring. Can we get another ring before Saturday in either Bethesda or Silver Spring? And no, he's not having an affair.


How can you be so sure? Don't be so quick to dismiss.
His sub-conscience is obviously telling you something.
When someone shows you who they are, you'd better listen.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:10     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
My husband lost his ring 10 years ago. Never replaced it. Nobody has ever said a darn thing about it.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 17:08     Subject: Re:Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Buy it Op
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 16:34     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Are you newlyweds? Did your parents buy the ring?

We've been married 10 years and my DH has lost his ring 3x. He's gone up to 6 months without one before. i doubt anyone would notice, but even if they do, who cares?!?!
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 16:21     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Have him tattoo your name on the finger. No one will question his devotion to you!
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 16:02     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:Just get him a velvet glove to wear on that hand. Let your parents wonder about THAT.

I am loving these creative solutions. +1 for Michael Jackson cosplay!
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 15:56     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Just get him a velvet glove to wear on that hand. Let your parents wonder about THAT.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 15:55     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Divorce. Hands (minus one finger) down.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 15:54     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
The fact that you are panicky and afraid of what your parents will think about this says a lot.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 15:53     Subject: Re:Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:What does one have to do with the other?


I don't get this either.


+2.
Anonymous
Post 03/29/2017 15:53     Subject: Help! My parents are arriving this weekend and DH just emailed me
Anonymous wrote:The only solution is to cut off his ring finger and tell your parents he lost the ring and the finger while protecting you from a mad dog.


Perfect!