Anonymous wrote:Reality check: the majority are obese and unemployed. Welcome to the Midwest! You have some fantasy in your head not based in reality. I feel anorexic every time I go back to visit in-laws ...and I’m average-size.

Like DC is any better. DC is known for having the most unattractive women.

Anonymous wrote:Not my XDH. Cheater, liar, sex addict...

+100

Mine too. Learned it from his alcoholic cheating dad.

Not my XDH. Cheater, liar, sex addict...

Reality check: the majority are obese and unemployed. Welcome to the Midwest! You have some fantasy in your head not based in reality. I feel anorexic every time I go back to visit in-laws ...and I’m average-size.

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Anonymous wrote:^hardworking, don't mind getting dirty or trying to fix stuff/save money/wait out a bargain

Sexy beyond belief. I don't need some geek in a suit. Give me a guy with dirt under his nails and a humble upbringing all day long.

OMG - you’d ditch him after a week for having no ‘game’.

They call it the heart land because the brain isn’t there

You have never been to my husband’s home town outside of Cleveland apparently...

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Anonymous wrote:Again, cool story bro. But these threads are idiotic and getting out of hand.

Also, fwiw, not one midwestern man I met has been worth shit.

Are any men worth shit though?

Great point +1

Midwestern men suck!! They have none of the graciousness of southern men. My experience is they tinker around in their shops all day and then get pissed when supper isn’t on the table at exactly 6:00 p.m. They expect us to mother them.

Ride em, cowboy.

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Anonymous wrote:Mid-west rural raised guy checking in...thanks for the compliments. I drive a truck, like to fix stuff and stay in shape. I can ride horses (English and Western), saddle them up, take care of them and like to workout hard and work hard.

Why am I here you ask? Good job, military sent me here and I met my wife here..would love to go back.

Tell us more!

Not much to say really. Moved out here when I was in the military, met my Mrs here when I was visiting a friend in an office building on base. Asked who she was, no one knew. She was new as well. Went over and hit her up and that's that. She is a Marylander...which I tease her about a lot.

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Anonymous wrote:^hardworking, don't mind getting dirty or trying to fix stuff/save money/wait out a bargain

Sexy beyond belief. I don't need some geek in a suit. Give me a guy with dirt under his nails and a humble upbringing all day long.

Yes. Sexy midwestern farm boy. Smelling of grass and fresh cut hay. Hell to the yes

WTF? Maybe this thread should be "why are men from rural areas the best"...I'm from the Midwest and have never stepped foot on a farm.

+1 The idea that the typical Midwestern guy spends his days rolling hay and spreading manure is hilarious.

Hahaha..funny story. I had a summer job delivering hay. People would order it for their horses and me and a couple of guys delivered it. Use to carry it up to the hay lofts and stack it and stuff. I also worked on a stable. I used to prep the horses for the rich girls when they come out to ride. Either they called ahead because they wanted their horses saddled up when they got there or they arrived and I saddle their horses up and most times lunge them so they got a little tired so the girl could ride them. Putting a young girl on a horse fresh out of the stalls is sometimes a bad idea. Used to feed and care for them too.

Did it as job during high school for a couple of years. Delivered hay one summer.

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Anonymous wrote:Mid-west rural raised guy checking in...thanks for the compliments. I drive a truck, like to fix stuff and stay in shape. I can ride horses (English and Western), saddle them up, take care of them and like to workout hard and work hard.

Why am I here you ask? Good job, military sent me here and I met my wife here..would love to go back.

You sound so hot. Thanks for creating an all new category of man for me to fantasize about.

Do my fantasize, go get you one of us. There's some attractive women her for sure..go out a visit some time, you'll find us around.

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Anonymous wrote:^hardworking, don't mind getting dirty or trying to fix stuff/save money/wait out a bargain

Sexy beyond belief. I don't need some geek in a suit. Give me a guy with dirt under his nails and a humble upbringing all day long.

Yes. Sexy midwestern farm boy. Smelling of grass and fresh cut hay. Hell to the yes

WTF? Maybe this thread should be "why are men from rural areas the best"...I'm from the Midwest and have never stepped foot on a farm.

You are a farm boy in our eyes. Shhhh. Don't fight it

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Anonymous wrote:^hardworking, don't mind getting dirty or trying to fix stuff/save money/wait out a bargain

Sexy beyond belief. I don't need some geek in a suit. Give me a guy with dirt under his nails and a humble upbringing all day long.

Yes. Sexy midwestern farm boy. Smelling of grass and fresh cut hay. Hell to the yes

WTF? Maybe this thread should be "why are men from rural areas the best"...I'm from the Midwest and have never stepped foot on a farm.

+1 The idea that the typical Midwestern guy spends his days rolling hay and spreading manure is hilarious.