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Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

I'm thinking this should be reported to the police. If they choose to investigate they can track down the family through the IP, which this site would be required to furnish if ordered to

OK, psycho.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

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Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

PP 23:46 again. How many parents think they're being stealthy but can actually be heard? I doubt there are people who consciously go at it thinking, "Hey! Let's give the kids a good show."

Can they really be that dumb though? I guess they're just prioritizing them nutting over the kids' welfare

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

You really need to put your foot down about this. "Honey, either you get over your hangup or I'm packing that kid off to boarding school so we can get it on."

And she'll say... no, I'm not agreeing to that. And that will be the end of the discussion. LOL.

It's hardly a hang up not to have sex in front of children, even if your boner gets disappointed

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Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

How do you KNOW the kids can hear you?

I'm thinking about all those many thousands of years when people lived in one-room huts or tents and the parents had sex with kids right there in the room with them. Apparently that was child abuse! Who knew.

+1. It causes me to wonder if some of the posters have experienced really good sex. You have every good intention of staying as quiet as possible, but once you're in the throws of passion, you reach a point where you can no longer control what you do or what comes out of your mouth. And for those few moments, frankly, you could care less.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

You really need to put your foot down about this. "Honey, either you get over your hangup or I'm packing that kid off to boarding school so we can get it on."

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Anonymous wrote:Meh! Most of the married men do not get enough sex anyways so I do not care for the opinion on this thread. In fact it makes me realize that there are a lot of suppressed women on this board.

As long as a kids did not know that the parents were having sex there is no harm. It is a funny tale of an almost Coitus Interruptus but there is nothing wrong with it. I am sure that couple was not making a habit of having sex with their doors open. Lesson learned.

Because you want to be able to have sex in front of children.

Right...

Slippery slope argument, but I guess you are too dumb to understand what that means and too repressed to make an attempt to understand. The couple did not have sex in front of the kid deliberately but the kid interrupted them accidentally.

The kid did not witness or know that his parents were having sex. He came in unexpectedly in the middle of his parents having sex and did not realize what was happening. It is a funny story not only because the kid did not get traumatized, witness or understand what was happening BUT also because of the clumsy attempt of the dad to finish and the mortification of the mom.

There are stories of teens walking in on their parents having sex or seeing their mom giving a BJ to the dad, ( posted on some old thread on DCUM) that would really be traumatizing, embarrassing and horrifying because the teens saw and know what they saw. It is of no comfort to anyone that these were accidental as well. No one wants to have sex in front of their kids - except maybe the Duggars.

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Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

How do you KNOW the kids can hear you?

I'm thinking about all those many thousands of years when people lived in one-room huts or tents and the parents had sex with kids right there in the room with them. Apparently that was child abuse! Who knew.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

PP 23:46 again. How many parents think they're being stealthy but can actually be heard? I doubt there are people who consciously go at it thinking, "Hey! Let's give the kids a good show."

Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

Child abuse? That's a little extreme. I heard my parents a lot. Whenever I woke up out of a sound sleep late at night and heard it happening, my reaction was honestly a mix of horror and excitement. The kid in me screamed "No!" while the half-asleep, irrational teenage hormones in me screamed "Hey, sex is happening!" irrespective of who was on the other side of the wall.

Anonymous wrote:Meh! Most of the married men do not get enough sex anyways so I do not care for the opinion on this thread. In fact it makes me realize that there are a lot of suppressed women on this board.

As long as a kids did not know that the parents were having sex there is no harm. It is a funny tale of an almost Coitus Interruptus but there is nothing wrong with it. I am sure that couple was not making a habit of having sex with their doors open. Lesson learned.

Because you want to be able to have sex in front of children.

Right...

Meh! Most of the married men do not get enough sex anyways so I do not care for the opinion on this thread. In fact it makes me realize that there are a lot of suppressed women on this board.

As long as a kids did not know that the parents were having sex there is no harm. It is a funny tale of an almost Coitus Interruptus but there is nothing wrong with it. I am sure that couple was not making a habit of having sex with their doors open. Lesson learned.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either