Anonymous wrote:I loved it growing up. Then one day I looked at the ingredients and all of a sudden I couldn't not taste all the chemicals. Can't eat it now. Still love the whipped heavy cream in a can, like Land o Lakes. If it's not actually real cream I don't want to know!

These are two separate things (three if you count Reddi-Whip). I look forward to Cool Whip occasionally specifically for the chemical taste. I can't tell you the last time I had it, but it reminds me of pie after dinner on my grandparent's farm, and going out to the porch to get it from the deep freeze, and all those other memories. If that makes me vulgar and white trash, okay.

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Anonymous wrote:Cool whip is fucking delicious. I wouldn't bring a dessert that incorporates it to someone else's house, mainly because of Society and My Wife. But I think you're all a bunch of faux aristocrat nitwits. I'd sit there munching my sea salt and caramel pomegranate quinoa whatever, secretly longing for a slab of chilled pumpkin pie from the grocery store with a quarter pound of cool whip on top.

You, I like.

I like PP, too. Cool Whip for life!!!

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Anonymous wrote:Cool whip is fucking delicious. I wouldn't bring a dessert that incorporates it to someone else's house, mainly because of Society and My Wife. But I think you're all a bunch of faux aristocrat nitwits. I'd sit there munching my sea salt and caramel pomegranate quinoa whatever, secretly longing for a slab of chilled pumpkin pie from the grocery store with a quarter pound of cool whip on top.

You, I like.

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Ah yeah baby yeah! Lol!

No, but if you would please bring the organic version, I think at least you tried~

Anonymous wrote:Cool whip is fucking delicious. I wouldn't bring a dessert that incorporates it to someone else's house, mainly because of Society and My Wife. But I think you're all a bunch of faux aristocrat nitwits. I'd sit there munching my sea salt and caramel pomegranate quinoa whatever, secretly longing for a slab of chilled pumpkin pie from the grocery store with a quarter pound of cool whip on top.

You, I like.

It makes me vomit. It's super disgusting.
Redi-whip, if you don't own a beater to make your own whipped cream.
Cool whip is from the days when people thought chemicals were better for you than fat.

Some desserts just call for it. Pumpkin pie specifically would not taste the same with real whipped cream.

No, but if I were hosting, I wouldn't leave the desserts to them. Then again, I'm enough of a control freak that I generally want complete menu control anyway.

It tastes of failure, of desperation, of shattered dreams and shuttered factories. It tastes like a teenage niece dropping out of school. A nephew addicted to OxyContin, an under educated father on disability unable to provide for his family. It tastes of turning to an egotistic conman in an attempt to change a status quo that has left you with nothing but shitty desserts, crappy jobs and a resentment of anyone with any vestigial class or taste.

Anonymous wrote:I do. Cool Whip is nasty and tastes like the chemicals used to make it. It's so easy to make whipped cream that doesn't include high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil.

Interesting, because I cannot stand home-made whipped cream. My BIL offered me dessert once, and it sounded delicious. He covered it with homemade whipped cream and I thought I was going to be sick trying to eat it.

Maybe the rule is toppings should go on the side.

Cool Whip is white trash. It just is.

Anonymous wrote:I can't help it. The stuff repulses me and I question the capacity of anyone who eats it, let alone considers it's a good idea to put it in a treat for a party.

I always judge on fake food.

I only serve real whipped cream, but I cut corners elsewhere, so I don't judge people who serve Cool Whip or Reddi Whip.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't help it. The stuff repulses me and I question the capacity of anyone who eats it, let alone considers it's a good idea to put it in a treat for a party.

Ugh. You are a horrible human being. When someone offers to cook for you, say "Thank you." If you don't like what they made, don't eat it. There is no food on the planet that can please everyone.

Oh come off it. This is an anonymous forum. It's okay, and even fun, to come on here and tell the anonymous world you don't like something as nasty as Cool Whip.

Anonymous wrote:I can't help it. The stuff repulses me and I question the capacity of anyone who eats it, let alone considers it's a good idea to put it in a treat for a party.

Ugh. You are a horrible human being. When someone offers to cook for you, say "Thank you." If you don't like what they made, don't eat it. There is no food on the planet that can please everyone.