I've heard parents have started sending their kids to college with an Uber account, since it's cheaper to Uber than to maintain/park a car. I would think college kids would have short little trips, though, rather than longer rides. Are college kids your best source of income? If not, who are?

How do you track your financials so that you know you "crush it" every week?

How do you decide who to pick up?

What's your average idle time or does it depend on where your last fare took you?

Do you drive a lot of teenagers? I thought it wasn't allowed, but I know a lot of my DDs friends use it when their parents can't drive them (or maybe when they are drunk). Great thread, btw.

Your car can't be older than what? Any restrictions on size or cleanliness of car? How is that monitored?

Anonymous wrote:Can you parallel park like a champ? Both sides of the street?

Yes. Both sides, like a champ, in under three seconds...I need about a foot of clearance. Also, I'm driving a manual and my bumpers are pristine.

How many miles do you put on your per week/month?

How often do you fill up?


I talked to an Uber driver who does it full time. He puts on 10k miles/month and fills his tank 2-3x/day. He keeps always at least hafl full unless he gets a fare to really far away like to Baltimore or something.

Anonymous wrote:Where's the best weed? Or is it everywhere?

Everywhere....and especially along the entire stretch of Georgia Avenue.

After a non-scientific study of the intoxicated riders...about half are stoned, the other half drunk. And I'll take a pothead any day over a drunk. If someone reeks when they get in, I'll kid around with them about it...smell is awful but fades away once they're out. LOTS of people in DC definitely have a wide array substance vices.

I love this thread, thank you for doing it! (I'm the op of the other uber post about front/back.)

Did I miss it, or why is a puking in your car a money maker for you? Big tip, or does Uber pay for a cleaning?

It sounds like just a few more years of this and you'll be able to pay for a house outright. I wish you the best of luck!!!!

Has guys trying to pick up girls with uberPool actually worked?

Do you turn down UberPool rides since you may not get a another rider?

Is your driving pretty much "in search of surge"? (pricing)

This is the most fascinating AMA in a while.

Can you parallel park like a champ? Both sides of the street?

Anonymous wrote:Just want to say that last week I got a migraine and needed to get home quickly so called an Uber. When I got in I told the driver, "I have a mgraine, so if I ask you to pull over, it's because I have to throw up and don't want to do it in your car,"

Dude drove so fast and stayed on the right the whole time. I was so grateful

Yeah, we're people too...we know the deal. We can't read your mind, so a simple statement of what's up goes a long way. Also, as long as traffic is pretty normal, a good driver can make a few minor miracles happen along the way.

Where's the best weed? Or is it everywhere?

Anonymous wrote:Have you had sexual relations with any of your passengers?

I have not, and not even a set of digits. I have zero game and wouldn't be comfortable with it anyways. Don't wanna mess up my gold mine. There's been a kiss or two on the cheek from drunk coeds, and a girl that wished she could bring me in, but figured her boyfriend wouldn't have been happy with it, lol.

Also, I'm around a 4 on a good day.

Just want to say that last week I got a migraine and needed to get home quickly so called an Uber. When I got in I told the driver, "I have a mgraine, so if I ask you to pull over, it's because I have to throw up and don't want to do it in your car,"

Dude drove so fast and stayed on the right the whole time. I was so grateful