Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:40
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I'm so sorry for you OP, this stinks, but the rancid flatulence is a dead giveaway of infidelity. You are right to trust your gut (no pun intended). Put spyware on his computer, empty the joint bank NOW, and contact a divorce attorney TOMORROW MORNING!
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:32
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I think you all need to be in counseling and possibly divorced.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:31
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
It depends. Do you think skinny jeans can look cute on a full-figured 40-something?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:27
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
If you are able to live well in this area on an HHI of only 400K, then yes.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:27
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
This belongs in the explicit forum.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:23
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
JKLMM FTW
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:14
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I never talk about this because I don't like people thinking I'm conceited, but.....people really do stop me on the street all the time to tell me how attractive I am. I'm 41 but look 21. I get carded at bars -- last time, the bouncer actually confiscated my ID because he thought it was fake! One man was literally blinded by my beauty. I felt so bad about it that I started a scholarship at an SLAC in his name.
I have four children and they're all just as beautiful as me. They're just as nice and smart and humble, too, and when some poor unfortunate-looking child wants to be friends with them, why, they invite him right over and never brag about their 3,500-square-foot toy room and custom crafting workshop. He even gets to take home whatever toy he made, because it's probably the nicest thing he'll own, you know?
I have four children and they're all just as beautiful as me. They're just as nice and smart and humble, too, and when some poor unfortunate-looking child wants to be friends with them, why, they invite him right over and never brag about their 3,500-square-foot toy room and custom crafting workshop. He even gets to take home whatever toy he made, because it's probably the nicest thing he'll own, you know?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:14
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?
You could always let her host, but make sure you get there 2 hours before the time she tells you, or she'll always be out of food. No matter what.
(BTW, that thread was underrated and now I can't find it)
Should I then thank her in person or is a written thank you note required?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:09
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I am not a pearl clutcher; GDS IS a Big Three school! The posters who insist Janney is its equal are just too poor to afford the tuition.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 15:04
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Unclench.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 14:59
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:This thread is making me want to drink and it's not even 3pm yet
You have less than 1 min...
Anonymous
10/08/2015 14:59
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I've been on DCUM too long as I think I understand every one of of these posts.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 14:57
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
This thread is making me want to drink and it's not even 3pm yet
Anonymous
10/08/2015 14:31
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
None of this matter as long as my DC gets into HYP. Can someone recommend a top college counselor?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 14:31
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:How many asparagus stalks will I need per person for dinner, especially if the MIL moves five minutes away from us?
You could always let her host, but make sure you get there 2 hours before the time she tells you, or she'll always be out of food. No matter what.
(BTW, that thread was underrated and now I can't find it)