Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:27
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
A half used opened jar of coconut grease would embarrass me.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:20
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Honestly I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than what happened to a poor soul in my office today. I feel like a bad person for even repeating it. It involved IBS, a 50 yard walk, and immediate carpet shampooing. Overnight sanitation is apparently happening before work tomorrow. If I was that person, I would just quit my job.
I think you'll be OK, OP.
Oh, that is horrible. Poor thing. I'll bet her coworkers will be more understanding than she would ever know. Lots of folks have been through that sort of thing with older parents or sick friends. Our bodies can do some really unlovely things to us sometimes. I hope she comes back with her head held high.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:12
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Honestly I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than what happened to a poor soul in my office today. I feel like a bad person for even repeating it. It involved IBS, a 50 yard walk, and immediate carpet shampooing. Overnight sanitation is apparently happening before work tomorrow. If I was that person, I would just quit my job.
I think you'll be OK, OP.
I think you'll be OK, OP.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:11
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
OMG. This reminds me of when my boyfriend and I were moving from our apt. My mom came over to help, went into the closet, pulled a robe off of a hook and behind it....handcuffs and a whip. MY MOM saw that!!! Haha.
What you left out can not be more embarrassing than that.
What you left out can not be more embarrassing than that.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:07
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:My vibrator fell out of the nightstand when I was moving. I definitely did not give the movers a tip. Although DH got a knowing look from them and they all had a good chuckle.
That same vibrator fell out of a shoebox (where it was stored just so it wouldn't fall out!) at a later date when I was no longer with DH and a male friend, and colleague, was helping me move. Work was never quite the same.
Seriously, they've seen worse. Good on you for the tip. I would let it slip that I saw all sorts of things from time to time, just to keep 'em coming.
You're supposed to tip movers.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:07
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
These are the best
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:06
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:I bet she took some of your weed-and you paid her extra too?! You made Consuelita's day!
Lol
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:05
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Anonymous wrote:Did she see it puts the lotion on its skin?
Lol! Just put the lotion in the basket!
Anonymous
09/17/2015 23:04
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
I bet she took some of your weed-and you paid her extra too?! You made Consuelita's day!
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:28
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:26
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
My vibrator fell out of the nightstand when I was moving. I definitely did not give the movers a tip. Although DH got a knowing look from them and they all had a good chuckle.
That same vibrator fell out of a shoebox (where it was stored just so it wouldn't fall out!) at a later date when I was no longer with DH and a male friend, and colleague, was helping me move. Work was never quite the same.
Seriously, they've seen worse. Good on you for the tip. I would let it slip that I saw all sorts of things from time to time, just to keep 'em coming.
That same vibrator fell out of a shoebox (where it was stored just so it wouldn't fall out!) at a later date when I was no longer with DH and a male friend, and colleague, was helping me move. Work was never quite the same.
Seriously, they've seen worse. Good on you for the tip. I would let it slip that I saw all sorts of things from time to time, just to keep 'em coming.
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:26
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
Strap on?
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:23
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
STD cream?
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:20
Subject: Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
So, giant black dildo?
Anonymous
09/17/2015 22:20
Subject: Re:Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!
When I was in college in a small Midwestern town, the apartment building I was living in was being converted to condos. The building management told my roommate that they would be showing the apartment one day, but she never let me know. I left my vibrator out on my nightstand that day.
I was so embarrassed at the time. I'm sure the management waited until we moved out to show that apartment again!
I was so embarrassed at the time. I'm sure the management waited until we moved out to show that apartment again!