Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

original: Now Watergate does not bother me

mine: Now whether I'm gay does not bother me

Simian the Whale for Send Me on My Way

Cecilia by Simon and Garfunkel, this line:

"Jubilation, she loves me again"

as

"Oh fellatio, she does me again"

When I was a kid, I used to listen to Michael Jackson's "Off the Wall."

When he said, "Feel the beat...Feel the beat...etc." me and my friends thought he was saying a name..."Vivanee....Vivanee..."

Smokin' Walter... The fire engine guy. (Deep purple)

"Wrapped up like a douche" and "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" really are the classics.

The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight.

Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.

"Go on, leave me breakfast"
-Leave Me Breathless, The Corrs

The classic has to be Elton John singing "I can't like no more honky dog mess" as the opening to "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me," though he'd probably say the lyrics are "I can't light no more ugly darkness.."

There is also the ELO song, "Strange Magic" which appears to say - "I'm gonna strain my d-ck."

I was about to post the Rihanna homeless place ... But I came up with it and told my kids!

Another is "how 'bout them shoes" instead of "how bout that sh..." in CeLo Green's FU.

"Looks so plastic" -- one of those new songs.

Also, as a child I thought it was "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I , J, K, elemental P. Q, R, S, T, U, V, ...."

"We fell in love in a homeless place." Rhianna, courtesy of my kids.

Bakes my chicken when I sleep.

(Sugar Magnolias.)

"Do the funky lady" aka "Dude looks like a lady" by Aerosmith