Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 21:28     Subject: Re:Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:Soylent
http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/17/5893221/soylent-survivor-one-month-living-on-lab-made-liquid-nourishment
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I think this is only used for Executive Zombie Apocalypse.
Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 21:26     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:When my husband comes home, I sit him down at our mahogany dinner table, and bring him a live young chicken on a silver tray, with a golden Magnum 45 revolver. He shoots the bird in the face,and then I prepare it and bring it to him to eat.

It is not always easy for him, particularly at the end of a long day. But he is an Executive, and that is because he can take this kind of tough decision.


Is he a Southern Executive or an Executive for the NRA?
Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 21:24     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:Need to think of some new menu options for home. What are typical meals that an Executive might eat?


I hope you're the Executive Cook posting and not the Executive Spouse.
Anonymous
Post 08/06/2015 09:39     Subject: Re:Tell me about your Executive meals

Bump. This thread does not deserve to die.
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 20:09     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Martini and a BJ at the door for Executive. Followed by surf and turf.


Wait, I thought "surf and turf" was a euphemism for BJ.


You are thinking of "worm and squirm".
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 20:09     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote: MY Executive prefers a little black dress and heels.

Is it hard to find "upscale" heels in his size?
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 20:07     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:Martini and a BJ at the door for Executive. Followed by surf and turf.


Wait, I thought "surf and turf" was a euphemism for BJ.
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 19:48     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:Need to think of some new menu options for home. What are typical meals that an Executive might eat?


Huh? Is this a thing?
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 14:44     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Martini and a BJ at the door for Executive. Followed by surf and turf.


To keep things spicy, Helen Gurley Brown recommends wearing Saran Wrap when you open that door.


Honestly it got a little sweaty last time I wore Saran Wrap (although maybe it was because it was colored saran wrap?). MY Executive prefers a little black dress and heels.
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 14:40     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I am so puzzled by the capital "E" in these threads.


It was an Executive decision.


Do you need an Executive Summary? I'm sure we can get an Executive Assistant to provide one...
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 14:35     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

This thread is well played, and well done.

Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 14:14     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

Anonymous wrote:I am so puzzled by the capital "E" in these threads.


It was an Executive decision.
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 13:44     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

I am so puzzled by the capital "E" in these threads.
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 13:00     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

^^what a weird reality to inhabit
Anonymous
Post 08/05/2015 11:54     Subject: Tell me about your Executive meals

I once went to a real, actual, no joke recruitment dinner at a country club. The "Executive" host and his wife eagerly awaited the palate cleansing course so they could determine whether the club had stuck with its decision to serve sherbet instead of sorbet. They were horrified and disappointed, very apologetic, when it turned out to be sherbet. Executive had a word with club management. Yes indeed.