Anonymous
Post 03/20/2015 13:58     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

Anonymous wrote:Why would I refer to a cock as a sofa?


A cooch. Not a cock, a cooch.
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2015 13:00     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

DAVENPORT
DAVENPORT
DAVENPORT

(that's what my grandmother used to call hers - named after the company that made them, A. H. Davenport, Massachusetts.
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2015 13:00     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

DAVENPORT
DAVENPORT
DAVENPORT

(that's what my grandmother used to call hers - named after the company that made them, A. H. Davenport, Massachusetts.
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2015 12:13     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

No one else here calls it a chesterfield?
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2015 13:51     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

A couch is a sofa.

Dinner is supper.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 22:54     Subject: Re:Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

Couch
Couch
Couch


Potato
Potato
Potato
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 22:31     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.


Your couch is in the lounge.

My sofa is in the living room.

My grandmother's Louis XV bergere is in her blue drawing room.

(Just style exercises.)


Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 22:26     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

So funny because my very old school upper crusty grandmother told my mother never to say sofa only couch. She also said never to refer to presents as gifts. ?
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 22:02     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

I would really like some sofa right now.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 20:48     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

Anonymous wrote:Cunt? Huh? Is that what kids are calling "sofa" these days? God I'm old.


LOL!
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 18:40     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

I hate it when I lose the remote in "my couch".
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 18:36     Subject: Re:Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

Anonymous wrote:sofaking right


I bow down and want you to be my friend. We used to hand around a burger king crown when someone said something sofaking stupid. This post made my day.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 18:26     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

OP needs to increase the dosage on her meds.

Take two Xanax tonight dear.
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 18:13     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

Why would I refer to a cock as a sofa?
Anonymous
Post 03/18/2015 18:09     Subject: Could We Please Refer to a C@&$! As a Sofa. Thank You.

This belongs on the "weirdest threads" list