But to answer your question, no, in this worst of Washington's winters, I really don't leave my house "hot" in any sense of the word. And if I did happen to be in any way sexually aroused whilst doing my shopping, how the hell could anyone tell under the layers of long johns, sweatpants, tights, snow boots, thinsulate, down overlay, and arctic wrap? Are you INSANE?

Wowsers! It's amazing the number of misapprehensions that people came into this thread with.

Here is me, who opened the thread thinking that this was about new couples who were so "hot" for each other that when they got to the mall they just had to do a little public display of affection, you know, a little hide-the-salami while in Target's dressing room.

My bad.

Oh yes, as soon as I get that hot and bothered, I need to fuck right now feeling, I put on my tightest fitting short dress and head out to the Walmart.

All that gray and blue and the greeter!! Oh my the greeter! My nipples get hard just hearing "Welcome to Walmart". Makes me squirm and shake, I just can't help myself. I want to jump the bones of every man in the store and I let them know it.

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Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

Oh my. How sad. That "ache" is a very, very good thing. Incredibly pleasant -- especially if that ache is satisfied.

Hmmm. I get horny quite often but never to the point of aching! Maybe you guys need to get laid more...

You've really never heard the word "ache" used in that context? I'm guessing you're not a native English speaker? It's actually very common. Do you read books at all? Magazines? Not even the porn ones, just the usual fiction and non-fiction aimed at people over 12? You should. Sometimes a word, such as ache, can be very descriptively used in a way that is not 100% literal.

LOL! Trust me, I am a native English speaker! I have even read my fair share of schlocky romance novels, and never heard that of an"ache" in someone's vagina, and cannot imagine it being used in a positive context. When I'm horny the last thing I'm feeling is an ache!

Yes, it's me.

I ache when I think of Channing Tatum.

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Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

Oh my. How sad. That "ache" is a very, very good thing. Incredibly pleasant -- especially if that ache is satisfied.

Hmmm. I get horny quite often but never to the point of aching! Maybe you guys need to get laid more...

You've really never heard the word "ache" used in that context? I'm guessing you're not a native English speaker? It's actually very common. Do you read books at all? Magazines? Not even the porn ones, just the usual fiction and non-fiction aimed at people over 12? You should. Sometimes a word, such as ache, can be very descriptively used in a way that is not 100% literal.

If Channing Tatum is in the store I'm going to pour orange juice all over my body and ask him to lick it off of me. HARD.

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Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

Oh my. How sad. That "ache" is a very, very good thing. Incredibly pleasant -- especially if that ache is satisfied.

Hmmm. I get horny quite often but never to the point of aching! Maybe you guys need to get laid more...

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Anonymous wrote:I really thought this was going to be about what I call "mall sweats" when I start getting sweaty and shaky because I hate the mall.

Yes, I was surprised this wasn't in the 50 and over forum, because I have often been "hot while shopping" after I passed 50.

That's what I thought,also. Too funny.

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Anonymous wrote:I know when I get all hot and bothered I go shopping without underwear and make sure my swollen aching vagina is at least peeking out from my skirt in case a man might be shopping.

Sometimes I just wear my vagina like a pin on my shoulder.

If your vagina is swollen and aching, it might be smart to visit the clinic.

You really don't know the 'ache' she's referring to? I don't get it at the mall, for strangers, but let's not act like we don't know this feeling!

Np here. I have never had my vagina feel "achey". I honestly can't even imagine it and it sounds quite unpleasant.

Horny=good
Achey=speak to your gyno

Oh my. How sad. That "ache" is a very, very good thing. Incredibly pleasant -- especially if that ache is satisfied.

Uh no.

Wow...You must look exactly like Channing Tatum though if women do that to you while shopping.

Because trust me....Us women take our shopping really seriously and tend to concentrate heavily when making a purchase and unless a guy is really drop-dead gorgeous, it takes a lot to distract us from what we are doing.

Anonymous wrote:13:44 forgot to add that I take my scarf off, slide it up between my legs and with a hand at each end seesaw it back and forth. Very sexy, espically when I'm at the Goodwill.

LOL

Anonymous wrote:13:44 forgot to add that I take my scarf off, slide it up between my legs and with a hand at each end seesaw it back and forth. Very sexy, espically when I'm at the Goodwill.

I'll give you $20 for the scarf when you're done.

Anonymous wrote:This thread is awesome, but not in the way OP had hoped

It is!