Anonymous wrote:I had images of someone tied up in the basement for days, their hands and neck in one of those wooden clamps

LOL

Your husband is annoying and careless, OP. On the other hand, he's trying to help with the house and the kids and the cooking. Sometimes it's just easier to shake your head and then take care of it, even though it's annoying as hell. Remind him to turn stuff off, and then double check him.

Every spouse has annoying habits. Dealing with them is just the price of admission.

The stealthy deboning of chicken? This is what comes of marrying metrosexuals.

Wow this is a tough crowd. I guess you all would be cool with someone put a meal on in the crock pot and firing up the space heater and then going out of town for 2 weeks? I guess it would be no big deal if he left a fire going in the fireplace or left the iron on, either? Seriously?

Now should Op be micromanaging how and when her husband debones a chicken? No.

My neighbor's whole kitchen caught on fire because of a defective coffee maker. The cabinets, microwave, oven, floor were blazing.

Obviously he's trying to kill you and collect the life insurance. How much are you worth?

Put a stock on. Interesting phrasing. OP probably says she "on her period" once a month too

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Anonymous wrote:Husband cooks and the wife complains...I see it now.

You know what? This isn't funny at all. You have no idea how the guys food tastes. What if he left small bones in there? Choking hazard. To much salt. Blood pressure. No salt. Bland and unsatisfying. Under cooked. Salmonella. I can go on. I think he left town because he was too chicken to see her taste it. BaaCaw! Chicken fucker!

I don't want a large Farva

Anonymous wrote:Is it that he put the soup on and didn't tell you, or that he left town and didn't tell you?

Let's see what she posts when the husband chooses to stay away rather than face the punishment for deboning chicken.

What I want to know is what she is doing with the poor limp chicken.

Anonymous wrote:Husband cooks and the wife complains...I see it now.

You know what? This isn't funny at all. You have no idea how the guys food tastes. What if he left small bones in there? Choking hazard. To much salt. Blood pressure. No salt. Bland and unsatisfying. Under cooked. Salmonella. I can go on. I think he left town because he was too chicken to see her taste it. BaaCaw! Chicken fucker!

I never thought I'd see someone complain here about a husband who debones chicken and makes stock on the sly. ++

Is it that he put the soup on and didn't tell you, or that he left town and didn't tell you?

OP - Are you Asian?

"baby, you got a stew going!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2PlqXw03Y

Okay. So the Readers' Digest of this is: Hubs decided to make soup and didn't tell you.