Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I can't sleep naked. End up leaving skid marks all over the sheets which pisses the wife off. Usually just a pair of gym shorts (dark colors obviously.)
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I can't quite pose the right question after reading this . . .
but here goes - Is there a health problem you have?
yeah... if this is serious (to the PP who suggested this is a joke, i really hope so), I think this crosses the line past skidmarks and would technically qualify as shitting the bed. How floppy do your ass cheeks have to be for this to even happen? And if you leave THAT much behind that it gets on the SHEETS, wife has bigger complaints than the marks. Yikes.