Anonymous
10/29/2014 12:20
Subject: things your kids say
Anonymous wrote:My 2 yr old calls herself "Sharon" Not her name, it's actually Vivian. I don't know why but it's hilarious
Ahahaha!
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:59
Subject: things your kids say
Chipolte for Chipotle
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:59
Subject: things your kids say
Pumpkin - punkin
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:33
Subject: things your kids say
My 2 yr old calls herself "Sharon" Not her name, it's actually Vivian. I don't know why but it's hilarious
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:25
Subject: things your kids say
Anonymous wrote:My 5 yo still calls McDonald's "Old MacDonald," as in the song.
my ds used to call it that too! And Burger King was "cheeseburger King"
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:07
Subject: things your kids say
Rain-brella for umbrella (he's 4 now, so he gets it right sometimes, kind of sad)
Dessert is dizzlert
Dessert is dizzlert
Anonymous
10/29/2014 11:03
Subject: things your kids say
Pretty School for preschool
Doc McStuffikins
Gurl for girl
Doc McStuffikins
Gurl for girl
Anonymous
10/29/2014 10:50
Subject: Re:things your kids say
My now 4-year-old used to call Wednesday "Threesday". As in, the day after Tuesday.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 10:29
Subject: things your kids say
Anonymous wrote:^ same kid also likes to refer to "yesternight" and "yester-afternoon"
Just channeling his inner medieval knight. "Yester eve, I tarried in the grove with ye maiden from the ale house ..."
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:52
Subject: Re:things your kids say
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:These are not mispronunciations but I will share anyway:
1. As kids get older they learn proper pronunciation for words and proper phrases (it's not the 'toot fairy' - she's not a farter). Some of them are super cute though, and we got a bit sad about DD learning the right way to speak. She's 11, and the only leftover cute mistake she has is "may you" as in "May you please hold my bookbag while I do cartwheels?"
2. The other day we were at the library.
Me: I'm going to go look at the new fiction.
DD: The NUDE fiction?!?!
Me: What? NO! NEW, not NUDE!
DD: Oh!
Me: Nude fiction would be ... porn.
DD: Ew!
Me: Don't worry - libraries don't have porn.
DD: Thank goodness (skips off to children's section)
Librarian who overheard us: Actually we do have porn[vimeo]
Me: I am totally okay with keeping this lie alive.
what library system is that?!
They all do. Librarians are generally anti-censorship and promote everyone's right to access published works of whatever type. You have to look the naughty stuff up in the card catalog and ask them to retrieve it for you, usually.
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:42
Subject: things your kids say
Elmo = Elbow
I hope she never outgrows it...
I hope she never outgrows it...
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:25
Subject: things your kids say
macaboli = guacamole
poo-zolee = pretzel
"I kwa-ee you" = you carry me
And for some reason I cannot remotely understand, when she wants to watch Sesame Street, she requests "orifice."
poo-zolee = pretzel
"I kwa-ee you" = you carry me
And for some reason I cannot remotely understand, when she wants to watch Sesame Street, she requests "orifice."
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:21
Subject: things your kids say
^ same kid also likes to refer to "yesternight" and "yester-afternoon"
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:18
Subject: things your kids say
Misappeared = some this that's missing and has disappeared
Anonymous
10/29/2014 09:07
Subject: things your kids say
2 year old (26 months):
I no me = excuse me
I no me = excuse me