Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 15:14     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
You suck, OP. Should've gone out with the OW so DW would've been justified in spending time with her boyfriend.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 15:14     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
You suck, OP. Should've gone out with the OW so DW would've been justified in spending time with her boyfriend.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 07:33     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.


What kind of a boyfriend are you ?

You suck soooooo badly I hope she met a married man who can give her the attention she deserves and ignores your texts!

You're a lame ass for choosing to stay cooped up at home with your boring ass family. The sex would've been outta this world-not vanilla married sex.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 05:56     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.


What did you give for birthday gift?
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 04:05     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
I say order pizza for the wifey and the kiddos and go hang out w/the girlfriend. You'll have waay more fun, I promise.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 23:59     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Op here. She went out. Looks like they had fun. So maybe they met guys, who cares? As long as she answers my texts on Tuesdays and Wednesday nights.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 23:01     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Love this thread.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 22:29     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Op here. Another problem. They're going out later on and I know she'll try and rope me in. She and her crew of merry spinsters are big Facebook picture takers. I bet I'd end up in a picture somewhere. Also her crew hates me.


I can't imagine why.


Whatever. They are all extremely selfish and self-centered.


That's funny. Just for the record, you're a complete fucking moron. Your GF is fucking other men, and your wife will find out about your GF. GL with that whole mess.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 22:24     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:Troll fail. No player is spending his Friday on DCUM.


+1
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 21:48     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
So, OP, what did you do?
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 14:50     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
If you are going to have a side gf, make sure she is ugly. Ugly women cause no problems
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 14:48     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Stay home with your family. Part of dating a married man is that when conflicts like this come up, you play second fiddle to his family.


The problem for OP is that he knows that his "GF" already has another man ready to step in as soon as drops the ball.

Trust me. dude. You'll be at home on family night and you'll know she's out with another man. Trust me on this, too. As soon as you leave your wife for your "GF", she'll dump you because you clearly not LTR material. Oh, and 100% gaurenteed your wife finds out sooner or later. Then she dumps you anyway. You're fucked, bro.


So, so true. I was the GF in this scenario.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 14:40     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:You should probably keep the girlfriend happy if you don't want her to start causing problems. My crystal ball is telling me you don't use condoms and she says she's on the pill. Amirite?


To be fair, if you are educated and upper-class you don't need to use condoms. STDs are for poor people.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 14:29     Subject: Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:Work Emergency
Flat tire/Car trouble
Late dinner w/gf after you put in some face time with your family
Voluntary isolation for Ebola-like symptoms


Troll or not I am really enjoying these comments.
Anonymous
Post 10/24/2014 14:27     Subject: Re:Today is my girlfriend's birthday
Anonymous wrote:Stay home with your family. Part of dating a married man is that when conflicts like this come up, you play second fiddle to his family.


The problem for OP is that he knows that his "GF" already has another man ready to step in as soon as drops the ball.

Trust me. dude. You'll be at home on family night and you'll know she's out with another man. Trust me on this, too. As soon as you leave your wife for your "GF", she'll dump you because you clearly not LTR material. Oh, and 100% gaurenteed your wife finds out sooner or later. Then she dumps you anyway. You're fucked, bro.