Anonymous
Post 10/26/2014 16:16     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.

When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken.

When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone!

As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out.

I give her raspberries on her face.


The majority is really annoying but the text is hilarious. I'd be annoyed but also think it was very funny.
Anonymous
Post 10/26/2014 11:06     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
I leave my stuff everywhere. I shop (not excessively...but ever). I don't vacuum.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 21:20     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
I eat on the couch.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 21:17     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.

When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken.

When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone!

As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out.

I give her raspberries on her face.

well aren't you the cutest thing!


Thread asked for things that annoy, that's my list.


You're an ass.

How old are you, 12?

What grade are you in?
AnaBanana
Post 10/25/2014 21:12     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
I rarely close drawers or cabinet doors.

I always sing along to his favorite songs even though I can't carry a tune in a bucket. And sometimes I don't know the words so I make up new ones.

I never make the bed except when I change the sheets.

I can never remember if he likes watermelon so I'm always asking him if he likes it. Then I promptly forget. Then I buy a watermelon but don't serve it because I don't want to admit I can't remember if he likes it or not.

I break things. I'm the reason we can't have nice things, not the kids.
AnaBanana
Post 10/25/2014 21:02     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.

When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken.

When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone!

As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out.

I give her raspberries on her face.

well aren't you the cutest thing!


Thread asked for things that annoy, that's my list.



I would leave you. You sound like a manipulative, attention seeking ass. Are you 12?


I think he sounds funny. I'll bet he and his DW are a hoot to party with!


Haha I think he's funny too. Sounds like my husband.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 19:43     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I send her a massive text with only the word "hi" written out 50 times when she's driving. Of course she uses the blue tooth feature and accepts the message so for the next 5 mins all she's hearing is hi.

When she's gone sometimes I turn her stuff upside down. Very carefully though so nothing gets broken.

When she's sleeping in the morning I wake her up with the "Everything is Awesome" song at full blast from my phone!

As soon as I get home I hop in the bed, mess up the covers then hop back out.

I give her raspberries on her face.

well aren't you the cutest thing!


Thread asked for things that annoy, that's my list.



I would leave you. You sound like a manipulative, attention seeking ass. Are you 12?


I think he sounds funny. I'll bet he and his DW are a hoot to party with!
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 17:26     Subject: Re:Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Don't properly close bottles, seal bags, etc

Rearrange the dishwasher so that it actually fits more than 4 dishes

Throw everything in a giant bag, never go through it and then spend precious minutes everyday looking for keys, phone, etc

Don't check my phone when I'm out.

Complain if he buys my favorite ice cream (because I have no
Self control), then complain when there is no ice cream

Stick my cold feet on his warm ones at night
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 10:40     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
i don't tell him how i actually broke something ie/ hit the car, broke my cell, etc. I want to but he overreacts and yells and so i tell a gentler version of the truth.

i bang dishes when i'm upset instead of saying hey lets talk about why you're not helping.

i call him out every time he's rude to me.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 09:10     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I don't pick up clutter. I'm perfectly happy leaving a stack of catalogs or kids projects on the coffee table. He likes clean surfaces.

I leave projects unfinished. Of course, he does it too, so we get annoyed together. And then we motivate each other to finish them (or toss them out).



I am like you. DH, however, not only likes clean surfaces but finishes every single project he starts. I have no list of projects I need done around the house because as soon as the words are out of my mouth, it is done.

I think DH wishes he could just mention things to me and they would get done. But my mind doesn't work like that. He usually has to remind me a couple of times.




What I would do for my DH to have this "problem"!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 09:07     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
I perseverate on things, especially relating to how he thinks I look.

I talk incessantly about the five pounds I can't lose.

I get frustrated with his ADD even though he takes medicine and can't help himself.

Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 08:37     Subject: Re:Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Anonymous wrote:
I balk at the idea of watching movies or videos even thou I virtually always enjoy them if I give in.
I refuse to acknowledge that Bruce Springsteen is THE BEST singer and songwriter ever. Worse, I will sometimes turn the volume down in the car while the Boss is singing.
I occasionally raise the idea of a staycation.


I would probably divorce you.

Yep, start packing your bags. No one disrespects the Boss. Come on.
Anonymous
Post 10/25/2014 04:41     Subject: Little things you do that annoy the heck out of your partner
Dh thinks I fart too much. Says I'm female and not supossed to fart but it's ok for him to fart because he's male. I say I'm human and humans fart. We've had this discussion about 100 rimes now.