Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 18:53     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Tell people your children's names are Gertrude and Hamilton, then request that they give their opinions of you.
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 18:48     Subject: Re:My Halloween Costume
A copy of Harry Potter and 6th grade Kumon math work sheets b/c your little Snowflake (age 3) is very advanced. And you don't Larla/Larlo to fall behind.
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 18:29     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Anonymous wrote:Have the Bethesda/Arlington zip code tatooed on yourself somewhere (preferably a tramp stamp).

LMAO!
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 17:43     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Have the Bethesda/Arlington zip code tatooed on yourself somewhere (preferably a tramp stamp).
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 15:28     Subject: My Halloween Costume
don't forget your infinity scarf.
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 08:46     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Anonymous wrote:Have a baby in the stroller with a pile of pinecones, and have the baby occasionally throw a pinecone out of the stroller.


OP here. This was hilarious because I have met her.
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 07:36     Subject: Re:My Halloween Costume
Draw some lines on your forehead and say 'I didn't get Botox when I was 30'
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 07:21     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Don't forget your diploma to show off which Ivy you went to.
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 04:37     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Vera Bradley bag
Anonymous
Post 09/14/2014 04:22     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Have a baby in the stroller with a pile of pinecones, and have the baby occasionally throw a pinecone out of the stroller.
Anonymous
Post 09/13/2014 22:45     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Bring a printout of your IQ score, SAT score, and your BMI, and humbly brag.
Anonymous
Post 09/13/2014 22:17     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Oh, and be sure you look at least 10 years younger than your actual age.
Anonymous
Post 09/13/2014 22:15     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Anonymous wrote:Your stroller should be covered in stickers from highly-regarded charter schools.


Don't forget the "My child is on the Honor Roll" stickers!
Anonymous
Post 09/13/2014 22:13     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Anonymous wrote:Just make sure you are skinny. DCUM does not tolerate fat women.


Ha! Good point. And whatever you do - do NOT wear "Mom" jeans or capris.
Anonymous
Post 09/13/2014 22:03     Subject: My Halloween Costume
Your stroller should be covered in stickers from highly-regarded charter schools.