Anonymous
08/18/2014 19:19
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Just a stranger on the bus; Trying to make His way home?
Joan Osborne - didn't she bite the head off a bat once?
She bit the head off of ozzy osbourne's unit.
Anonymous
08/18/2014 10:20
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Just a stranger on the bus; Trying to make His way home?
Joan Osborne - didn't she bite the head off a bat once?
Anonymous
08/17/2014 20:46
Subject: Re:What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Lol, my biggest issue with that song is the grammar. What if god were one of us.
+1 to a fellow fan of the subjunctive!
Dear God, people!
poetic license!
I know they're _allowed_ to do it incorrectly, but it bugs me when there's no purpose to it. If she needed "was" to make a rhyme or for some other reason, great! But there's no rhythmic or rhyme-based reason to say, "What if God was one of us?" rather than "What if God were one of us?"
Anonymous
08/15/2014 09:17
Subject: Re:What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:What if God was not one of us? Like if God is a supreme being from another world we cannot comprehend and we're merely an experiment in a petri dish? And he cares as much about us as we do a petri dish of bacteria?
Horton Hears a Who
At least Horton cared! lol
Anonymous
08/15/2014 01:59
Subject: Re:What if God was one of us?
^^ superior being
Anonymous
08/15/2014 01:58
Subject: Re:What if God was one of us?
What if God was not one of us? Like if God is a supreme being from another world we cannot comprehend and we're merely an experiment in a petri dish? And he cares as much about us as we do a petri dish of bacteria?
Anonymous
08/14/2014 09:13
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:What a vulgar, nasty, crude thread to mock this or any other deity that people believe in.
I am not mocking, and I do believe. But I also have questions and doubts about much of the authenticity people cling to.
Anonymous
08/14/2014 09:11
Subject: Re:What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:No one’s laughing at God When there’s a famine or fire or flood
But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God-themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us.
I think that God's got a sick sense of humor and when I die I expect to find Him laughing...
I will ask him about the extreme poverty and helpless, frightened children across the world.
Anonymous
08/14/2014 09:09
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?
(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)
I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?
When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?
I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.
He never experienced sex though.
I think he did.
Anonymous
08/14/2014 06:35
Subject: What if God was one of us?
What a vulgar, nasty, crude thread to mock this or any other deity that people believe in.
Anonymous
08/13/2014 21:23
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Jesus walks.
Anonymous
08/13/2014 21:23
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?
(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)
None of the rest of us were born of a virgin. That was pretty special!
Anonymous
08/13/2014 21:05
Subject: What if God was one of us?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Isn't that the whole point of Jesus? For God to be one of us?
(Trying to think of an appropriate song lyric to stick with the theme ... maybe "Got to have a friend in Jesus"? Or perhaps "God's got a sick sense of humor"?)
I wonder... did Jesus have wet dreams? Morning wood? Did he get cystic acne? Ever get explosive diarrhea? Hemorrhoids and anal fissures? Have his eye random twitch sometimes?
When people say Jesus was like us, does that mean he experienced all the bodily weirdness and grossness that we all experience?
I think that's the whole point of him being in a human body.
He never experienced sex though.
This is not clear. He may have been up to his neck in clunge.