Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:If making my wife happy was just a matter of telling her how awesome she is and doing stuff to her vagina, I can't imagine how much easier life would be.
That's honestly all most women need too. Just get the vagina part right.
Someone actually said "doing stuff to her vagina". That's beyond hysterical. I'm going to some stuff to DW's vagina in about 30 minutes.
Anonymous wrote:Thigh gap.
Anonymous wrote:If making my wife happy was just a matter of telling her how awesome she is and doing stuff to her vagina, I can't imagine how much easier life would be.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Men are very simple creatures as OP's post states. They want to be taken care of and are pretty much self-centered.
Now go cook my dinner.
There seems to be a predominant belief here that a smart woman - Ivy educated - who is skinny, a professional, i.e. a lawyer or some such office jockey type job, is intellectually curious, likes going to art galleries, cooking organic meals, etc. is just the type of woman your average red blooded American male is looking for. I am here to disabuse of this notion.
Anonymous wrote:Things that were missing from OP's post: a woman who is kind, who is a good friend and family member, who cares about other people, who has a good character, etc...
Anonymous wrote:What most of you responding negatively don't understand is the OP didn't say this because he wanted you to agree with him. He said it because he feels it's true and because it's what he needs. I would say most men would agree with him. Selfish? Perhaps. But I also thinks it's mostly true.
Anonymous wrote:Men are very simple creatures as OP's post states. They want to be taken care of and are pretty much self-centered.
Anonymous wrote:Stroke his ego. Stroke his penis. That's literally all you need to make your man happy. It's so easy it almost a joke.