large tupperware type container

If you are trying to bring a lot of watermelon for a big group and don’t want to use a bunch of Rubbermaid containers, put the slices in a big cooler. You can line it with a heavy duty trash bag for easy clean up. I learned this from working at a summer camp.

Anonymous wrote:I've heard you can order watermelon online from Costco (minimum order of 5 watermelons). Ask them to slice it and wrap it for you, and then send an Uber to pick it up and deliver it to the pool

I really really want to believe this.

I saw something on Tik Tok where a woman puts lots of wooden skewers into a whole watermelon and then slices it so that it automatically becomes kabobs. Bet OP could create a sensation at her pool doing that.

Anonymous wrote:I love these threads. They make me feel like a friggin' genius because I am able to figure out how to transport watermelon, and other mundane things, all by myself.

Lol. or how about take the watermelon and cut it up there! What a novel idea? And you get guest points from the hostess for showing off your concern for the guests (yes, bring your own knife and stuff to clean up with.

You know, some people have learned the hard way what NOT to do, and over time have learned what works best. Some would like to learn from them so they can avoid the mistakes; it doesn't mean they're morons with no common sense - it means they're teachable. Be kind!

I've used an upside down cake carrier since who really has tupperware that big?