Do you believe in voodoo? Who do? I do? You do what? believe in voodoo. who do.....

Seen any zombies lately?

Not a believer in voodoo, but give me a real African witch doctor and I will believe in that

Anonymous wrote:i wish voodoo were real! then all i'd have to do is learn the dark arts, and my life would be golden!

You mean sorta like all the psychics who live in mansions because they can see the future and invest appropriately?

I'm amazed at how many of those who have the gift don't let their wealth go to their heads and still operate out of little store fronts, crappy roadside shacks, circuses, etc.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Puhleeese. If it were real, so many assholes would be vanished from this earth. We still an overabundant supply and they keep reproducing and making more.

DING DING DING! We have a winning answer!

If you made that comment and asked a Christian why an all-powerful God allowed the assholes to rule the earth, they would say "it's a mystery". But in that case, it makes sense

23;24 here

but no, i don't believe in voodoo. i just kind of think the universe hates me.