Oh my God.

1. He throws his dirty clothes on the floor...in front of the hamper. Sometimes his socks are touching the outside of the hamper.

2. He snarfles, snorts, hacks, coughs, honks, and horns up copious amounts of phlegm on an hourly basis.

3. He is oblivious to schedules and the second guesses the plans I have made for child care during school breaks. He has never one time made arrangements for child care.

4. Walks into the house with mucky muddy shoes dropping chunks of crumph everywhere and has not a clue why I stop him at the door to take off his shoes. Think, he went horseback riding after a monsoon and walks into the house with his dirty riding boots on.

What is up with men wanting to go to Costco?

Anonymous wrote:I'm joining the barefoot bandwagon, only for DH it is socks. He puts them on for everything and keeps the bathroom door closed until his socks are on. I haven't seen his feet in the last decade. It cracks me up.

Does he wear them in bed as well? Because I would be tempted to peek when he slept.

Anonymous wrote:Mine is addicted to ...computer wires. Every week he drives to best buy for a new wire. We are drowning in wires.

Best Buy, Home Depot, Costco...

Reminds me of the huffing noises Tim Allen used to make on "Home Improvement"

Anonymous wrote:Calls me during the day from work to talk.

Except...he doesn't.

I guess he wants to hear my voice?

When I get tired of babbling I try to get off the phone, and he acts like his feelings are hurt, lol

+1. Why do they do that? Or while commuting to work or home? I think it is cute, but then he does not really want to talk once he is home.

My husband will call me at work and then ask a few questions and then be like, "I'm pretty busy, why did you call? Do you need something?"

Once a week or so. Gahhhh

Mine is addicted to ...computer wires. Every week he drives to best buy for a new wire. We are drowning in wires.

I'm joining the barefoot bandwagon, only for DH it is socks. He puts them on for everything and keeps the bathroom door closed until his socks are on. I haven't seen his feet in the last decade. It cracks me up.

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Anonymous wrote:Change! There's is change all over my house!!! Where does it all come from!

LOL +1

Do what my mother did. Buy a piggy bank, bank all that change, and when it gets full, cash it in for yourself

Calls me during the day from work to talk.

Except...he doesn't.

I guess he wants to hear my voice?

When I get tired of babbling I try to get off the phone, and he acts like his feelings are hurt, lol

Always has a cold or sinus infection, makes irritating breathing noises, snores, bad breath...very irritating.

Whenever I'm sick, DH always says "Oh yeah, me too" but he rarely turns out to be sick. It's like hypochondria or something. I swear his mom must have babied him over every little bump/upset stomach!

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Anonymous wrote:My DH will not go barefoot in the house. It is like he is afraid of the floor

+1000

I am starting to think this is a man thing.

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Anonymous wrote:goes to bed LATE cant get up in the morning, grumpy because of the lack of sleep, sleeps till 1 pm on weekends. yes, i married a teenager.

Hi Honey! Other than that, I'm a good wife, right? Thought so!

xoxo

Yes other than that you are awesome

Gosh! I love these stories of silly, irritating things, DHs around the world do.

Somehow I cannot imagine these guys leaving their wives ever. Do you?