Anonymous
Post 07/24/2014 10:28     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

Anonymous wrote:I dated a guy who had this problem. It didn't matter what he ate, every fart smelled exactly the same- very sulpheric-rotten eggy smell. And all the time..


Do you still have his number? I might need it if DH decides he's had enough of running out of the room with his shirt over his nose.
Anonymous
Post 07/23/2014 13:21     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

Digestive enzymes can help!
Anonymous
Post 07/23/2014 12:45     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

I dated a guy who had this problem. It didn't matter what he ate, every fart smelled exactly the same- very sulpheric-rotten eggy smell. And all the time..
Anonymous
Post 07/23/2014 01:05     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

Usually dcum makes me feel like some kind of freakish outcast. Not tonight, ladies. Tonight I know I'm not alone. Thank you. Thank you to our husbands. And thank you to Jeff for making this all possible.
Anonymous
Post 07/23/2014 00:14     Subject: Re:Stinky Farters Anonymous

I'm dying laughing at the previous two PPs. Sorry for your DHs, though!
Anonymous
Post 07/23/2014 00:01     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

Anonymous wrote:I sometimes get lethal fart attacks and they usually are at night. Thank goodness its not regular, but when its bad, I sleep away from other humans. Sometimes the smell wakes ME up.

When this happens, the farts come in close succession too, like rocket fire. But silent.


My husband is convinced that I save up my farts all day to let them rip in bed. Once, for like a half hour straight it was like fireworks from my ass. He whispered "don't you love me?"
Anonymous
Post 07/22/2014 23:50     Subject: Stinky Farters Anonymous

I sometimes get lethal fart attacks and they usually are at night. Thank goodness its not regular, but when its bad, I sleep away from other humans. Sometimes the smell wakes ME up.

When this happens, the farts come in close succession too, like rocket fire. But silent.