OP - Did you hit your sister around Thanksgiving last year?

All I really want to know is:

1. Which other crazy threads she posted
2. What shall we name her?

Carry on.

ps. Nice pic, PP!

Ok clearly people can't read 2 posts ahead of themselves in this thread and need pictures:

Step away from the guy. Seriously, if it hadn't been so long since your last relationship, you wouldn't even consider him. There isn't one thing on that list I would want to be any part of. (though here in DC, the car thing wouldn't be a red flag if he lived in certain areas.)

Let's explore this. You date this guy. And within weeks, he is basically living with you, borrowing your car, probably accepting money from you, and probably using some of that money to buy weed. And he will probably continue to be jobless because of his record. He might get the son back... who would end up as your dependent also. Seriously... let this one go.

Lol are you psychologicallly well? Jeff already called you out on your trolling. Give it up. Its starting to seem like ypu need some mental help

Anonymous wrote:If you have a place for him to stay and food to eat I bet he is just head over heels in love. Don't be his opportunist. You've been single for 10 years add another year onto that and find someone who won't use you.

We went out to eat tonight and he didn't even offer to pay. It was Jack-in-the-Box for God's sake. Anyway, then he needed a ride to pick up some stuff and then asked for a ride to the supermarket where he whipped out food stamps to pay for his $15 order.
I guess the food stamps thing did it.
A 30 yr old guy on food stamps is just not my type. No matter how nice he is. LOL.

Anyway, thank you all for the great advice and thank you for not telling me to give him a chance. *sigh*

You guys sound like a great match. You're an internet troll, he's a shady loser.

What are we going to call this troll? I have to say, Octotroll and Chipotle Lady put this one to shame. She's a piss poor writer and way too obvious.

Seriously? How bored do you have to be to make up these crazy posts???

If you have so much time on your hands, I have tons of things you could help me with!

Anonymous wrote:If you have a place for him to stay and food to eat I bet he is just head over heels in love. Don't be his opportunist. You've been single for 10 years add another year onto that and find someone who won't use you.

Read the whole thread. Jeff called OP out for being a troll

If you have a place for him to stay and food to eat I bet he is just head over heels in love. Don't be his opportunist. You've been single for 10 years add another year onto that and find someone who won't use you.

So you live with 5 other women,one of their husbands,and one of your kids? Show some self respect and at least admit you're bored and trolling. I also vaguely remember this was a similar post a couple of months ago,although this one was a bit better written

^^ And if the five roommates would like a piece.... Oh never mind. We're not on the explicit forum!

I wonder if the abusive husband will let the ex-con move in.

Keep us posted, OP!

Anonymous wrote:

jsteele wrote:Wow...I am so disappointed right now.

Last week OP posted a problem she was having with her husband. She wrote a detailed and comprehensive post and was excited to hear any advice on what to do. But, I deleted her whole post. Then, she posted this thread:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/304461.page

I guess she solved the problems with her husband by time-travelling back 10 years and divorcing him so that she would be single and be able to meet this guy.

OP, must time-travel to the future and see how things will work out with this guy. Problem solved!

Hi Jeff!!

I finally figured things out!

I share a house w/five other women and we all use this desktop in the study as our MAIN computer. Two of us have laptops too.

So...perhaps this is all coming from the same IP address maybe?

Obviously that's possible. But, what about the woman with a husband? Plus, you all seem to have the same writing style and a huge number of relationship issues. But, whatever. As -- is it Fox News? -- says, I report, you decide ("you" being our other users).