Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 14:44     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

This happens to me about 1-2 times a year.
I have a rectocele after birth of my 2nd, which seems to be contributing to these blessed events.
I once had to pull over and go in broad daylight on a highway in Mexico. Ugh.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 13:34     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

Anonymous wrote:No but I peed my pants right in the carport once. As an adult I was drinking though.


This happened to me once after drinking. I didn't drink for about 6 weeks after.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 13:30     Subject: Re:Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and t

I had altitude sickness once and I couldn't even make it from my bed to the bathroom. 7 steps. It was horrible. I didn't even wear pants for 24 hours, because the 5 seconds to pull down my pants was 5 seconds to long.

Altitude sickness is the worst!
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 13:21     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

No but I peed my pants right in the carport once. As an adult I was drinking though.
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 12:32     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

Dont you just hate when the shart goes up your voo voo?
Anonymous
Post 12/26/2012 00:14     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

To answer the original question, about a dozen "moments" over the years. I have every Starbucks / Safeways etc. mapped in my head as potential "pit stops" especially places where parking is quick for those times when the need comes upon me.
Anonymous
Post 12/25/2012 21:45     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

I've been there, and it is horrible. I was out of town with no clothes and had to wipe off and fly home. It was horrible. 10 years ago.
Anonymous
Post 12/25/2012 21:35     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

Anonymous wrote:Don't u mean thank you for sharTing?

Ive been there (not due to red lights, just wrong food) and feel bad for anyone who also has.... But I feel waaaay worse for anyone who reads the title and STILL has to make the time to click, read, then create a response of how disgusted/offended they are.

You horrible people sharted all over this post in your own judgy way. Stop judging my rectum/shincter/oversharing


Amen!
Anonymous
Post 12/25/2012 21:25     Subject: Has anyone ever had a diarrhea accident in their pants while driving home due to red lights and traf

Don't u mean thank you for sharTing?

Ive been there (not due to red lights, just wrong food) and feel bad for anyone who also has.... But I feel waaaay worse for anyone who reads the title and STILL has to make the time to click, read, then create a response of how disgusted/offended they are.

You horrible people sharted all over this post in your own judgy way. Stop judging my rectum/shincter/oversharing