Anonymous wrote:I'll take them. I clearly lost my balls about the time our first child was born. Gently used balls are better than none at all.

Bwahahahahaaa!!!

You're better off than my ex. I crushed his; keep them in desk drawer now.

OP thank you for this post! I too have a pair of used balls stored in my purse. They are not "gently used", but the are in good working condition. They go to the first offer of a tall skinny vanilla latte OBO.

You could talk to a surgeon about having them removed--or just find yourself a partner who accepts you and loves you the way you are.

Rehab centers or retirement homes might use them - they put them on the ends of walkers (makes them glide better than the rubber they come with).

Anonymous wrote:I'll take them. I clearly lost my balls about the time our first child was born. Gently used balls are better than none at all.

dude