Anonymous wrote:I have to say, I love these kinds of posts, nothing mean or judgmental as far as I can tell, totally idiosyncratic and nutty and fun. I hope you get your coffee, even if it took a year or so.
Awww thanks. OP here. You understand me. That is rare.
So my local grocery store has turned into quite the tease and it's wearing me down people. They have a sign up advertising African Kitamu and the shelf is empty. I got a lump in my throat and tried to wipe away the tear that escaped my eye. Determined, I began searching through all the other Starbucks bags hoping to find my beloved Crack-amu/Kitamu hiding. No luck. I have asked the manager when it's coming and at first I got a "African what?" I mean really. She walked me over to their in store Starbucks and tried to convince me their Kenyans coffee and/or Ethiopian coffee were Africa Kitamu. It's not going to be sold at actual Starbucks lady, just in a few select grocery stores. Even I know this.
I called Starbucks customer service and some prick gave me attitude. He basically told me to suck it up. I complained that a virtual black market has spouted up on the net were the lucky few are selling Kitamu at outrageous prices. He didn't give a shit. I asked to speak with a manger and he told me he was a manager. Figures.
So I called again today and got a nice and respectful woman who had never even heard of Africa Kitamu, but I forgive her because this angel was determined to help me. She went above and beyond trying to help me researching and talking to various people. Guess what? Nobody, not even the big wigs in Seattle, can tell me when this liquid crack is being released.
