Anonymous
12/04/2011 08:21
Subject: "Hey Johnny, get Daddy his pack of smokes off the end table."
Anonymous wrote:Don't worry honey, if you do get a sunburn we can just put Noxema on your shoulders when you come in.
And using babyoil to get the MOST sun when you went to layout tanning.
Anonymous
12/04/2011 08:20
Subject: Re:"Hey Johnny, get Daddy his pack of smokes off the end table."
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I feel sorry for you if you don't live somewhere where you can tell your kids "Just be home by dinner".
Where do YOU live? And how old are your kids?
Upper Montgomery County - Germantown/Gaithersburg area. My kids are now teens but have played/rode bikes in our very safe neighborhood with the other neighborhood kids since they were 10 or so, and they were older than a lot of the other kids before I allowed them to play outside for extended periods of time without coming to check in repeatedly. This is not unusual at all in the nice neighborhoods in our area, and is one of the reasons a lot of us choose to live out in the suburbs.
Well goody for you. Just sit back and clutch your pearls and continue to feel sorry for a lot of people.
Oh, the other reason we live out here is so we don't have to live near snarky people like you, PP.
Or near people with the ability to speak and write grammatically correct sentences. "have....rode bikes" is particularly worrisome.
Anonymous
12/04/2011 08:09
Subject: "Hey Johnny, get Daddy his pack of smokes off the end table."
Calling us kids "goofball", "stinker", etc.
Anonymous
12/04/2011 08:04
Subject: Re:"Hey Johnny, get Daddy his pack of smokes off the end table."
Ring Ring
Hello?
Hi, Suzie! It's Madge. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come?
Oh, sure! But will Penny be there?
No! So if you spread the word, make sure to tell people NOT to call Penny.
Okey Dokey! See you Saturday!
Ring Ring
Good morning! Jane speaking
Hi, Jane! It's Madge. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come?
only if you serve some of your famous Dunkin Hines marble bundt cake! But will Penny be there?
Oh no! So try to avoid seeing her over the next few days.
OK, I won't shop at A&P this week.
Ring Ring
Bucknell residence
Hi, Sherry! It's Jane.
Good morning, Jane! How are you?
I'm doing well. I'm hosting an Avon party on Saturday morning. Can you come?
I think so. What time?
around 10 am to noon or so
Will you be serving your famous Bloody Marys?
Yes, I'll have plenty! Oh - do you still have some Shasta left over from the pool party the other night?
Yup - I'll bring it. But will Penny be there?
NO! So don't say a thing at the Brownie meeting this week.
gotcha! See you soon!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
Said Penny, "Not smug and self righteous...just honest. It is a shame that ALL kids don't live somewhere they can go outside and play without fear. I know it's not the reality many places any more, and I do wish all children could have that opportunity."Anonymous"Use this ashtray, Bob. Maggie made it in ceramics class."
"Hon, pop in the Dean Martin 8 track and open up a beer that's on the back seat behind the passenger's side. should be there in no time if we drive 85 the whole way!"
"Where's the baby oil and foil? I need some color before we hit the beach next week."
AnonymousDon't worry honey, if you do get a sunburn we can just put Noxema on your shoulders when you come in.AnonymousI need a dime to use the phone booth!
I need a dime for a Coke at Woolworth's!
Let's go shopping in Canada, our money's worth more up there!
Anonymous"Blow on it" if one of their video games isn't working.
"You can watch one show or another, you can't watch two channels at once." Thank God for DVR.
"I'm going inside to grab some groceries, you kids just sit out here in the car."
"Get off the Internet, you're blocking the phone line."AnonymousDad buying cigarettes for a quarter from the machine with the pull-knobsAnonymousWhat kind of a girl calls a boy? I remember my mom saying this to my brothers when they got calls from a girl, and me when I wanted to make one to a boy
.AnonymousCan I have another quarter for Pac Man?
Smelling carbon copies in school straight off the press
Card catalogues and dewy decimal system
Manually rolling down the car window.AnonymousAt the hostess stand at a restaurant, "smoking or non?"AnonymousWe're out of eggs. Leave a note for the milkman!AnonymousHand me the tv guide.AnonymousLeaving for the airport..."Do you have the tickets?"