Anonymous wrote:So reminds me of the 2026 Office Romance movie that I watched yesterday on Netflix. Highly recommend to all the people who attended the meeting, OP. Everyone will laugh at the end.

The after-the-credits was hilarious!

If some office rule would keep two single adults from hooking up consensually, they're terrible in bed anyway.

Anonymous wrote:At Colgate Palmolive a while back, they gave new employees a goodie bag on their first day including a large container of mouth wash and baby wipes to keep in their desks. Just in case.

😂 My DH and I were coworkers and only once did he bend me over an office desk! I could have used that goody bag. We became empty nesters last year and we relived that moment in our home office but this time we were prepared.

At Colgate Palmolive a while back, they gave new employees a goodie bag on their first day including a large container of mouth wash and baby wipes to keep in their desks. Just in case.

My husband and I had a two person consulting business for a few years. He said his only disappointment was that we never had sex in the office even though we had a nice couch.

Dating a coworker/peer is very high risk even if you have become good friends. If it goes south you’d better hope you are not in the same division or general work area. But I know a few couples who met at work and have been happily married for many years.

Anonymous wrote:What’s going on in this company that this message needed to be spoken out loud?

Asking the right questions.

Would you/(have you ever) report a workplace extramarital relation if in your office (federal) between a supervisor and a subordinate?

Anonymous wrote:Don’t cum where you eat.

If you want some ass, there are so many place to find it aside from the office. You either get married or it’s flame-out drama. There’s no middle ground.

I had one perfectly fine coffee date with someone I work with… maybe 14 years ago? I would have gone on a second date, but was SO uncomfortable with the idea of dating someone from work. Fast forward and we’re both now married to other people, with kids, and only in the past couple of years have I gotten over feeling awkward every time we pass in the hall. Definitely made the right call to not date him.

I saw a coworker separate from kissing a woman who was not his wife as an elevator opened.

Anonymous wrote:So reminds me of the 2026 Office Romance movie that I watched yesterday on Netflix. Highly recommend to all the people who attended the meeting, OP. Everyone will laugh at the end.

The one with Jlo? I watched half of it

Anonymous wrote:And I thought this thread was about a rule forbidding sex in the actual office.

Me too! I mean sometimes when it's crunch time and you are at the office for six 18 hour days, what do they expect?!?!?

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Anonymous wrote:What are the rules if the married boss (very valuable to the company) gets into a relation with a subordinate? Both get fired?

Yes. Boss gets fired. When I was at Lockheed Martin corporate office they were always removing leaders across the operating companies for affairs with subordinates.

Hell - even their named new CEO got fired for an affair right before he was to take over. Made national news.

This guy https://www.reuters.com/article/business/incoming-lockheed-ceo-fired-after-admitting-to-affair-idUSBRE8A81JB/

Is doing ok. CEO of l3harris and worth like 160m.

Anonymous wrote:How does the federal government deal with the no sex rule between supervisors and subordinates?

For the married ones ..
You cant work in same dept

All I know

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Anonymous wrote:How does the federal government deal with the no sex rule between supervisors and subordinates?

Ask Bill Clinton! It didn't work out to well for him.

Well, he didnt lose as much as ML