Anonymous
04/18/2026 11:14
Subject: Re:Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
DC National Guard Shooting On-Site Press Conference
4:48 pm: Kash Patel making emphatic, passionate remarks about:
a) how the "manhunt" is on, and
b) how these perpetrators will not escape and will be apprehended, because
c) they are subject to the full force of the FBI and local law enforcement now out searching, dragnet-style for them.
4:49 pm: DC Chief of Police steps up to mic and says... "Um, there was one shooter and he's in custody."
When comedy is needed, Kashyap delivers!
Wonky eyes tell no lies! 
4:48 pm: Kash Patel making emphatic, passionate remarks about:
a) how the "manhunt" is on, and
b) how these perpetrators will not escape and will be apprehended, because
c) they are subject to the full force of the FBI and local law enforcement now out searching, dragnet-style for them.
4:49 pm: DC Chief of Police steps up to mic and says... "Um, there was one shooter and he's in custody."
When comedy is needed, Kashyap delivers!
Wonky eyes tell no lies! 
Anonymous
04/18/2026 10:51
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
He suffers from paralyzing anxiety and a deep desire to show off like Noem. Take both together, and even though he's not an unintelligent man, or an incompetent one, he is now functionally unintelligent and incompetent and cannot lead the FBI. He's overwhelmed and needs to go.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 10:47
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
I wonder if it's him trying to numb his brain from what he saw in the files/videos. He knows he's helping evil.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 10:21
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Why are you siding with the pathetic loser?
Anonymous
04/18/2026 10:00
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous
04/18/2026 09:39
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
hidden behind firewall. Please post relevant excerpts.
It’s not behind a firewall. Do you even know what that word means?
PP means paywall. But rumor has it there are ways around a paywall.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 09:34
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
hidden behind firewall. Please post relevant excerpts.
It’s not behind a firewall. Do you even know what that word means?
Anonymous
04/18/2026 09:19
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
hidden behind firewall. Please post relevant excerpts.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 09:05
Subject: Re:Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:What a load of crap.
Hey
@S_Fitzpatrick
I was Kash Patel’s Sherpa on the transition. I spent nearly all day everyday with him for 3+ months and have been with him frequently since.
I have never seen the type of behavior that you’re describing from him.
Your anon sourced story is BS.
Oh and by the way, it was no pressure campaign that got Kash confirmed. He did his homework, studied every brief I wrote him (and I wrote them all personally). If I sent him material at say 2am, he would respond with questions by 3am. He was always available and never hard to reach. Ultimately, he addressed any concerns senators had. He studied the law enforcement issues in each of their states and came prepared with plans, ideas, and questions for addressing the unique law enforcement needs of each state. THAT is who Kash Patel is and it’s why the FBI has been so effective in the last year.
I’ve never once seen him over drink. Not once. You are spinning that narrative because you know POTUS doesn’t view that favorably, even admitted as much in your story.
And I’m not hard to find. Pretty obvious why you didn’t reach out to me for comment.
He looks like an angry drunk in the photo.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 09:02
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Well good luck burying the Atlantic with a broken plastic spoon!
Anonymous
04/18/2026 08:58
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The Atlantic is a well-respected publication. It has VERY good lawyers. They would never publish anything unless they had fully backed it up with multiple sources. And no, they will not get sued!! Ha ha. I HOPE Kash tries to sue the Atlantic. Discovery would be very revealing!! Bring it on, drunken coward!
Anonymous
04/18/2026 08:55
Subject: Re:Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Your two points were exactly my reaction. I didn’t read the letter itself, but obviously the guy can’t be a very good lawyer if he thinks “We sent them this letter and they published anyway!” is a slam dunk.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 08:52
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Zero chance. I mean ZERO chance he sues because there is no way he wants discovery. You know that his lawyer's post was really about? Saving his job with Trump.
Patel also massively and publicly botched the Charlie Kirk shooting investigation. Those chickens haven't even fully come to roost yet, his interference with evidence could cause serious problems at trial.
Also, a week before the USA attack on Iran, Keg Patel also fired all the FBI experts working on Iranian intelligence force.
Hot take, maybe hiring a podcaster with no relevant experience was a bad thing? Just like hiring a TV news host who performed badly in the reserves for DoD was also a bad idea?
Anonymous
04/18/2026 08:47
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Stumbling around the office and passing out on the job; Kash Patel is boozewalking his way through not leading the FBI
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/04/kash-patel-fbi-director-drinking-absences/686839/
And we all thought it would be Kegsbreath to crash out drunk first. Seems like Keg Patel is the winner. How soon before anti-booze Trump gives Keg Patel the heave ho? I hope it’s sooner than later.
I have a family member who works at the Pentagon and Hegseth rolling in late and hungover is an open secret.
The poster who claims thrle Atlantic is making this up is hilarious, like thr Atlantic isn't an extremely legitimate investigative source. But sure, one MAGA friend on Twitter is more legit. For these sources to go to the Atlantic is a big deal, meaning there are serious national security concerns.
The FBI of course won't actually sue because it opens them to discovery.
The FBI won’t sue. But Patel will. And I hope he buries The Atlantic.
Zero chance. I mean ZERO chance he sues because there is no way he wants discovery. You know that his lawyer's post was really about? Saving his job with Trump.
Patel also massively and publicly botched the Charlie Kirk shooting investigation. Those chickens haven't even fully come to roost yet, his interference with evidence could cause serious problems at trial.
Also, a week before the USA attack on Iran, Keg Patel also fired all the FBI experts working on Iranian intelligence force.
Anonymous
04/18/2026 08:45
Subject: Krash-Out Patel is Directing Under the Influence
I hope it does go to court, where the truth will out- and Patel will be revealed as a clown.
out you go!
out you go!