Does she wear a dress with upside-down pineapples?

Anonymous wrote:Perhaps it’s a solar powered vibrator

This may be the best response I’ve ever seen on DCUM. Well done.

Perhaps it’s a solar powered vibrator

I’m guessing she’s letting it soak up the sun, kind of how you do with crystals, to clean and recharge them.

Make

Say nothing. Act as if you didn’t see it. If you say something you’ll male it awkward.

She forgot to pack it and thinks it got lost at baggage check.

I would soooo pretend I didn’t see nothin’!

This is amazing. If this is made up, I applaud OP for their imagination and sense of humor.

If it’s real and I knew the neighbor well enough, I would tape a piece of cardboard over the spot on the window. When the neighbor comes home, they will understand why. No need to leave a note. If she has a camera, she can figure it out, so I would only do it if knew her well enough.

This is 1000% made up.

Lol. 😂

Anonymous wrote:Are you friends? I’d tell my neighbor-friends and we’d have a solid laugh about it. I’d also offer to move it— wearing gloves. If this is only a hi/bye acquaintance neighbor, absolutely no way I’d say anything.

Sorry, but I am absolutely not touching my friends vibrator. It's literally covered in pu$$y juice.

HOW DARE YOUR GROWN-UP NEIGHBOR HAVE A VIBRATOR?!

Maybe a better question is why you are such a prude that you feel some kind of way about seeing it?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would not want my neighbor to know I was idiotic enough to be staring in people's windows, examining the items visible there, and then confessing to it.

But you do you.

It's .....'idiotic'.... to have functioning eyes? Only the blind are not idiotic?

Bless your heart.

How close do you have to be to the window to be able to see what the object is?!

Are you friends? I’d tell my neighbor-friends and we’d have a solid laugh about it. I’d also offer to move it— wearing gloves. If this is only a hi/bye acquaintance neighbor, absolutely no way I’d say anything.

Not to be a creep but I need a photo in order to tell you i'f I'd let her know. If it's CLEARLY what it is, I'd need to tell her, only if I had a key and were the same gender (I am). Not sure why everyone here is calling you a creep- sometimes you glance at something- see it and it's all you can see. I don't think she meant to display that.