Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:53     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

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Anonymous wrote:I loved the Budweiser horse and the Eagle.

I normally like those Dunkin commercials but this one seemed like it was written in a MDMA fever dream. Although I really liked Sam Malone popping out and telling him he can't milk the Boston crap forever. I really couldn't tell -- was Ben Afleek supposed to be someone from Friends? It was very confusing.

Did we pay for that MAHA ad out of our tax dollars? I looked it up and at least the ICE one was paid for by some "non profit" and not tax dollars.

In general, I didn't think they were that great and I was wondering if they just use AI to write commercials now.

My favorite current commerical is actually the Starbucks one for the Olympics because the scenery is so gorgeous I can watch it over and over! (They are doing a coffee run down the mountain into the town).


No, the intro said before they made Good Will Hunting the movie, they made a TV show starring a better actor (or something like that) so Ben Affleck was in the Matt Damon role (Will Hunting) and then the others were all TV stars from the 80s and 90s (except Tom Brady). It was supposed to be like a TV sitcom.


+1 I just watched again and it's so good. They've got cheers, seinfeld, fresh prince, friends, saved by the bell, and of course damon/affleck. Did I miss anyone? After not understanding what's the beef with 50-cent and a comb, it's pretty fun to get all the inside jokes of the 80s/90s. I would watch 2 hours of these cameos and one-liners.

I missed the Saved by the Bell part. Steve Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters was there too.


And Jasmine Guy, Whitley from A Different World.

It was fun but didn’t like that it was all AI.

And I did not get the Amazon Alexa ad showing all the creepy things you might think Alexa could do but then haha not true and you should get one. What??


Yes! That was nuts, with the garage door opener and the pool!
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:37     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

Some of them were pretty amusing but wtf was with the first commercial after the anthem being a Scream commercial. My 7 year old was terrified and I ran to close her eyes and she is still talking about it. Thanks networks. At least put those on in the second half after most younger kids are in bed.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:37     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

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Anonymous wrote:What was up with all the poop and butts in the ads this year? I thought the one about prostate cancer screenings featuring Bruce Arians (who is a prostate cancer survivor) and a bunch of NFL tight ends was great, the rest were kind of gross.

The Raisin Bran commercial with "Will Shat" and all the poop jokes made me not want to eat Raisin Bran. Like, yes, I do like foods with fiber for obvious reasons. But associating food with poop that directly is not great.

Also the Liquid IV commercial with the singing toilets and telling you to look at your pee, and the Levis ad with all the butts (which would have been fine but in combination with all the other butt stuff was too much).


Maybe we are regressing in intelligence and have to go back to middle school boy humor

And peeing! Look at your pee and then hydrate! I don't want toilet ads and to be told to look at my pee. And peeing for the female kidney check ad with sofia vegara.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:33     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

Anonymous wrote:What was up with all the poop and butts in the ads this year? I thought the one about prostate cancer screenings featuring Bruce Arians (who is a prostate cancer survivor) and a bunch of NFL tight ends was great, the rest were kind of gross.

The Raisin Bran commercial with "Will Shat" and all the poop jokes made me not want to eat Raisin Bran. Like, yes, I do like foods with fiber for obvious reasons. But associating food with poop that directly is not great.

Also the Liquid IV commercial with the singing toilets and telling you to look at your pee, and the Levis ad with all the butts (which would have been fine but in combination with all the other butt stuff was too much).


Maybe we are regressing in intelligence and have to go back to middle school boy humor
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:27     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

My favorites:

Sabrina Carpenter and the Pringles boyfriend
The "what if Xfinity solved the IT problems in Jurassic Park" ad

Honorable mention to the Hellman's ad with Andy Samberg, which I found entertaining but did not make mayonnaise look appetizing even to me, a person who enjoys some mayo on my sandwich. Ads should actually promote the product they are selling, right?
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:25     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

What was up with all the poop and butts in the ads this year? I thought the one about prostate cancer screenings featuring Bruce Arians (who is a prostate cancer survivor) and a bunch of NFL tight ends was great, the rest were kind of gross.

The Raisin Bran commercial with "Will Shat" and all the poop jokes made me not want to eat Raisin Bran. Like, yes, I do like foods with fiber for obvious reasons. But associating food with poop that directly is not great.

Also the Liquid IV commercial with the singing toilets and telling you to look at your pee, and the Levis ad with all the butts (which would have been fine but in combination with all the other butt stuff was too much).
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:22     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

I thought the Instacart one was funny.

The Coinbase one was weird. I didn’t get it.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:20     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

We liked the tight end prostate PSA.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 09:19     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

Anonymous wrote:I likes the little boy "I'm a champion," the Dove commercial about girls in sports, and the Levis wiggling tushys of all sizes.

Jewish and really did not like the one with the kid who gets the "dirty jew" note on his backpack. Who the h3ll approved that ad?!?


Thank you. Did the makers of that ad not understand the conditions under which most people see these ads? That felt so jarring and upsetting and it was confusing what was happening when the other kid approached and put the blue square on it. The message was also weird -- if my kid got a note like that in their locker, I'd want them to report it to the admin immediately, it would not be solved by another student covering it up and standing near my kid.

I'm good with an ad addressing antisemitism, which does appear to be increasing, but that was such a weird way to go about it. Instead it made me feel weirdly violated in the middle of a party with my neighbors.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:52     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I loved the Budweiser horse and the Eagle.

I normally like those Dunkin commercials but this one seemed like it was written in a MDMA fever dream. Although I really liked Sam Malone popping out and telling him he can't milk the Boston crap forever. I really couldn't tell -- was Ben Afleek supposed to be someone from Friends? It was very confusing.

Did we pay for that MAHA ad out of our tax dollars? I looked it up and at least the ICE one was paid for by some "non profit" and not tax dollars.

In general, I didn't think they were that great and I was wondering if they just use AI to write commercials now.

My favorite current commerical is actually the Starbucks one for the Olympics because the scenery is so gorgeous I can watch it over and over! (They are doing a coffee run down the mountain into the town).


No, the intro said before they made Good Will Hunting the movie, they made a TV show starring a better actor (or something like that) so Ben Affleck was in the Matt Damon role (Will Hunting) and then the others were all TV stars from the 80s and 90s (except Tom Brady). It was supposed to be like a TV sitcom.


+1 I just watched again and it's so good. They've got cheers, seinfeld, fresh prince, friends, saved by the bell, and of course damon/affleck. Did I miss anyone? After not understanding what's the beef with 50-cent and a comb, it's pretty fun to get all the inside jokes of the 80s/90s. I would watch 2 hours of these cameos and one-liners.

I missed the Saved by the Bell part. Steve Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters was there too.


Nope you're right. I was referring to Urkel and got his show wrong. I skew to the Cheers age and not the Family Matters age!
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:32     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

They were pretty uniformly bad this year.

Like, bad bad.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:26     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I loved the Budweiser horse and the Eagle.

I normally like those Dunkin commercials but this one seemed like it was written in a MDMA fever dream. Although I really liked Sam Malone popping out and telling him he can't milk the Boston crap forever. I really couldn't tell -- was Ben Afleek supposed to be someone from Friends? It was very confusing.

Did we pay for that MAHA ad out of our tax dollars? I looked it up and at least the ICE one was paid for by some "non profit" and not tax dollars.

In general, I didn't think they were that great and I was wondering if they just use AI to write commercials now.

My favorite current commerical is actually the Starbucks one for the Olympics because the scenery is so gorgeous I can watch it over and over! (They are doing a coffee run down the mountain into the town).


No, the intro said before they made Good Will Hunting the movie, they made a TV show starring a better actor (or something like that) so Ben Affleck was in the Matt Damon role (Will Hunting) and then the others were all TV stars from the 80s and 90s (except Tom Brady). It was supposed to be like a TV sitcom.


+1 I just watched again and it's so good. They've got cheers, seinfeld, fresh prince, friends, saved by the bell, and of course damon/affleck. Did I miss anyone? After not understanding what's the beef with 50-cent and a comb, it's pretty fun to get all the inside jokes of the 80s/90s. I would watch 2 hours of these cameos and one-liners.

I missed the Saved by the Bell part. Steve Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters was there too.


And Jasmine Guy, Whitley from A Different World.

It was fun but didn’t like that it was all AI.

And I did not get the Amazon Alexa ad showing all the creepy things you might think Alexa could do but then haha not true and you should get one. What??
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:22     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

I thought the majority were awful. Maybe written by AI like someone said.
Even the Dunkin one was too much. Less is more with all of those TV characters.
The prescription drug commercials were a real snooze. We get enough of those regularly.
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:14     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

The Mike Tyson one is SO weird!
Anonymous
Post 02/09/2026 08:03     Subject: Super Bowl Commercials

The clumps of shaved hair was the grossest commercial for me.