Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 11:12     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
I stand because you can't "get in there" enough sitting even trying to shift to the side it's stupid. Standing is the way to go. Better access to the target.
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:22     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:Stand...I don't want my hand near the toilet bowl


Your hand is going to be wiping your anus tho
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:20     Subject: Re:Bathroom Habit Question
Stand. Sitting you really can't wipe effectively.
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:19     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:I’m more of a “side leaner” than a stander or sitter. Never even come close to water or touching bowl. You all must have weird toilets.


Or large asses
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:17     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
I’m more of a “side leaner” than a stander or sitter. Never even come close to water or touching bowl. You all must have weird toilets.
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:15     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
*Five if warranted
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 09:14     Subject: Re:Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:If you wipe when you sit, how many squares do you use per wipe? If you use too many, won't it touch the sh---y water?


Four squares of the good stuff. From ve if warranted. Flush after three wipes or the ghost wipe, whichever comes first.
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 07:55     Subject: Re:Bathroom Habit Question
If you wipe when you sit, how many squares do you use per wipe? If you use too many, won't it touch the sh---y water?
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 04:47     Subject: Re:Bathroom Habit Question
After standing up to wipe, sometimes I become philosophical before flushing:

Even if I were of a royal family living in a castle with gold toilet roll dispensers, here I am wiping my butt like someone from Virginia. Am I really any better than anybody else?
Anonymous
Post 02/08/2026 00:30     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Sit because I have a bidet.

If you really want a clean booty, you need to get your crack waxed regularly. The hair traps particles.

Think of it this way: if you smeared peanut butter on a smooth arm or a hairy arm, which do you think will be easier to wipe? Obviously the smooth arm, the hairy arm will have butter bits still stuck to the hairs.

Wax and get a bidet, it’ll change your life.
Anonymous
Post 02/07/2026 22:22     Subject: Re:Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:I wipe any chunky parts first while sitting so nothing falls out if I stand up, wiping away from my genitalia so as not to become nasty. When I am sure nothing is dangling or clinging like clay, I stand up, bend over with ass in the air like it is a connoisseur and gingerly clean the sphincter until the toilet paper comes back white after wiping.

This is probably more information anyone ever wanted to know.


Lol but the detail is appreciated.
Anonymous
Post 02/07/2026 22:20     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:Your butt cheeks spread more when standing than being pressed down on the seat while sitting. It’s more hygienic to stand.


Amen
Anonymous
Post 02/07/2026 22:20     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Stand why do you want to stick your hand in a toliet bowl with 💩 in it? No thanks plus I have more room to clean properly standing.
Anonymous
Post 02/07/2026 22:05     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:Stand...I don't want my hand near the toilet bowl


+1
Anonymous
Post 02/07/2026 21:42     Subject: Bathroom Habit Question
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Your butt cheeks spread more when standing than being pressed down on the seat while sitting. It’s more hygienic to stand.

It’s the opposite. Unless you are standing and bending over?


This. I have much better direct access when sitting