Anonymous wrote:One time my dentist was heavy breathing. What do you think it means? I don't go there anymore.

Tonsil fetish.

One time my dentist was heavy breathing. What do you think it means? I don't go there anymore.

Anonymous wrote:Were you nekkid as a jaybird

Have you ever had a massage?

Anonymous wrote:You morons think when men get a boner they start breathing heavily and can’t control themselves?

Exactly.

You morons think when men get a boner they start breathing heavily and can’t control themselves?

Anonymous wrote:Yeah this didn't happen.

"Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought I'd be writing to you but the craziest thing happened on vacation...."

Anonymous wrote:I don’t believe this story. If he had a moment of illness, he would have said something when he excused himself like “excuse me, I’ll be back in a few moments” and if he experienced whatever immediate boner problem OP is imagining, he would have done the same thing.

Tbh I think they see us as slabs of meat work.

Did you read the OP? That’s exactly what she said happened!

Poor guy just had to shit real bad.

I’m going to ask my massage therapist if they’re a thespian, lol.

OP you know resorts are very accommodating. Next time ask for the masseur with the colostomy bag or the obviously gay one.

Trolly trolly troll

Could also been a panic attack for a reason unrelated to OP

I don’t believe this story. If he had a moment of illness, he would have said something when he excused himself like “excuse me, I’ll be back in a few moments” and if he experienced whatever immediate boner problem OP is imagining, he would have done the same thing.

Tbh I think they see us as slabs of meat work.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Masseur indicates male, no need to call it out. A masseuse is female. But massage therapist is the preferred term. Masseur/masseuse is old fashioned, like stewardess.

Really ?

Who is your favorite actress ?

Thespian is the preferred term.