Anonymous wrote:I am out of the office today, July 21, 2025. I have violent diarrhea and am typing this live, from my toilet, where I've been since 2am. Please pray for my buttocks. Meanwhile if you need assistance with the TPS report, please reach out to Amy. I hope things firm up and I am back online tomorrow. Godspeed.
Oh my God, I would kill for somebody to use this at my work.
I work for a travel company that is high on itself and so so many of my colleagues, especially the ones that are younger or in the marketing or brand teams are like “greetings. I’m glamping from Mt. Kilimanjaro, enjoying a well-deserved rest.” I want to roll my eyes hard at them.