I want a couple soft galauti kebabs on the side and a tandoori chicken tikka masala wrapped up in rumali roti sandwich. No one likes Turkey ... and that is why Thanksgiving is always a letdown. And who wants to eat the unseasoned, unspiced tasteless roast beef sandwich? Y'all are angry AF most of the time because you just don't eat delicious, well prepared, well seasoned food.
(Ham will do in a pinch. )

- OP's internet guest

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No roast beef though. Sandwich platters always come with them and nobody eats them (except that 1 lone guest).

My guests always eat roast beef.

In fact, our last sandwich platter was nothing but variations of roast beef, by request. Everyone was very happy.

Agree that roast beef is gross!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

"You are a guest, which sandwiches are you expecting?"

I'm the guest. Turkey will go in the trash. Italian will be fed to the dogs.

Ham. We as OPs guests are eating only ham.

Most of my friends and all of my family is Jewish. We don’t eat ham sandwiches.

Your dietary restrictions are not my restrictions.

I'm the guest. OP asked what I'm expecting, and I'm expecting ham.

Ooh then I'm expecting peppered turkey with brie and avocado. I'm sure to have my expectations dashed...

Not if I'm the host.

If was hosting you as my guest, I would serve you peppered turkey with brie and avocado.

Anonymous wrote:I always go for the Italian. Basic options like Turkey and Ham & Cheese too. Skip the Veg unless you know a vegetarian is coming.

+1

And lol at the vegetarian who doesn’t want soggy vegetables. #ChoosingBeggars

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

"You are a guest, which sandwiches are you expecting?"

I'm the guest. Turkey will go in the trash. Italian will be fed to the dogs.

Ham. We as OPs guests are eating only ham.

Most of my friends and all of my family is Jewish. We don’t eat ham sandwiches.

Your dietary restrictions are not my restrictions.

I'm the guest. OP asked what I'm expecting, and I'm expecting ham.

Ooh then I'm expecting peppered turkey with brie and avocado. I'm sure to have my expectations dashed...

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know the owner of Jimmy John’s kills giraffes and elephants in Africa in canned hunts?
Try and get your kid interested in other food. My kid wouldn’t be attending.

Nobody invited your woke child.

And you are posting on DCUM, MAGAt?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

"You are a guest, which sandwiches are you expecting?"

I'm the guest. Turkey will go in the trash. Italian will be fed to the dogs.

Ham. We as OPs guests are eating only ham.

Most of my friends and all of my family is Jewish. We don’t eat ham sandwiches.

Your dietary restrictions are not my restrictions.

I'm the guest. OP asked what I'm expecting, and I'm expecting ham.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

???? Just as wrong as the no one eats ham

How many more heads is this response going to fly over.

"Nobody eats turkey" as a response to "Nobody eats ham" is a joke to demonstrate how wrong it is to say "Nobody eats ham".

Anonymous wrote:You know the owner of Jimmy John’s kills giraffes and elephants in Africa in canned hunts?
Try and get your kid interested in other food. My kid wouldn’t be attending.

Ok, now that I had a chance to stop laughing - you would stop your kid from attending a good friend's party because they have Jimmy Johns? Have you actually thought about this or are you just posting random **** to get a rise out of people? Do you even have kids?

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

???? Just as wrong as the no one eats ham

Anonymous wrote:You know the owner of Jimmy John’s kills giraffes and elephants in Africa in canned hunts?
Try and get your kid interested in other food. My kid wouldn’t be attending.

Thanks!!!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

"You are a guest, which sandwiches are you expecting?"

I'm the guest. Turkey will go in the trash. Italian will be fed to the dogs.

Ham. We as OPs guests are eating only ham.

Most of my friends and all of my family is Jewish. We don’t eat ham sandwiches.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

"You are a guest, which sandwiches are you expecting?"

I'm the guest. Turkey will go in the trash. Italian will be fed to the dogs.

Ham. We as OPs guests are eating only ham.

Anonymous wrote:

Nobody eats ham.

I eat ham. My family eats ham. All my friends eat ham.

Turkey

Nobody eats turkey.

Huh? Turkey is their most popular sub. Then Italian. Ham is okay but most of those people get a club.

Anonymous wrote:No roast beef though. Sandwich platters always come with them and nobody eats them (except that 1 lone guest).

My guests always eat roast beef.

In fact, our last sandwich platter was nothing but variations of roast beef, by request. Everyone was very happy.