Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 14:07     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Like many MAGA sagas, Noem's entire story makes no sense. She had family visiting, so she was carrying cash. Why did she have her passport? Why did she need cash to buy her family gifts? How was a Secret Service protectee's bag stolen in a public place?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 14:06     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:
Bag was at her feet while she was sitting in the Capital Burger.

She had a full security detail.

Conclusion: this was NOT a random opportunist. It was targeted.



Her destination wasn't announced. Here purse was on the floor? Yuck. How dirty.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 14:06     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:Why report the cash? All that does is raise questions.

Didn’t one of the Trump clowns from his previous administration try to claim that the government owed her for some very expensive jewelry she lost on a work trip?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:59     Subject: Re:Kristi Noem’s bag
Ugh, she's a vampire: https://schaeffer.usc.edu/people/seema-verma/

BTW, can we please stop with the sex worker jokes?! It's not OK. Dog jokes are not sexist, so stick with those?

Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:49     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
The "gentleman" who took the bag was caught on cctv. The suspect is a white male and was wearing a mask. Wonder what is his political affiliation, vax status and if he frequents this board?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:49     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:And she thinks she is bad ass LOL With security details? What a weak victim and useless security team.


Her security team is probably full of dog lovers.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:38     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets


Sounds like former trump official Seema Verna, who kept leaving expensive jewelry in her car, only to have it repeatedly stolen and she requested to be reimbursed tens of thousands of dollars


Wow is there any reporting on this? For those who don’t remember her…

Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:32     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Bag was at her feet while she was sitting in the Capital Burger.

She had a full security detail.

Conclusion: this was NOT a random opportunist. It was targeted.


Inside job? Otherwise, the sec detail should all be fired. Geez. Literally stolen under their noses.


+1. Seriously. These idiots make six figures and fat pensions. For what? Useless theater.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:27     Subject: Re:Kristi Noem’s bag
Homeland Security
Likes waving assault weapons around, including pointed at colleague's head
Can't keep track of her purse when she's carrying $3k around
Shoots a goat because after shooting her dog she still needs to shoot SOMETHING
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:24     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem’s handbag was stolen from a restaurant in dc. What else do we think was in there?

https://www.newsweek.com/why-kristi-noem-had-3000-cash-purse-when-it-was-stolen-2062146

So far we know it contained the following

$3 k cash
Medications
Makeup bag
Passport
DHS badge
Apt keys
Blank checks

I am going to say she has nicotine pouches and percocets


Sounds like former trump official Seema Verna, who kept leaving expensive jewelry in her car, only to have it repeatedly stolen and she requested to be reimbursed tens of thousands of dollars
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:23     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:$3k. In CASH!!!

Is that normal?


Sounds like a drug dealer. Let's ship her off to El Salvador.

Yep. Especially if she has any tattoos.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:22     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
And she thinks she is bad ass LOL With security details? What a weak victim and useless security team.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:20     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
I heard she has a tattoo. Off to CECOT! This time as an official guest. Terrorist.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:20     Subject: Re:Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:what was her security detail doing while she was getting jacked?


Being lazy?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2025 13:18     Subject: Kristi Noem’s bag
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Wasn't it found in her car


The missing bag, or it was stolen from her car? If that is the case, she should be fired for stupidity. That said, doesn't she have a security detail driving her everywhere like other cabinet secretaries?


She can't even take care of her own security, what an idiot.