Anonymous
Post 02/15/2025 10:11     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Another Dead Kennedy (as an homage to the obesity fighting new head of Health and Human Services)
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2025 13:04     Subject: Re:What would you name this burger?
Buttered Heart Attack.

No, I wouldn't eat that.
Anonymous
Post 02/14/2025 13:01     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Off limits
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 18:39     Subject: What would you name this burger?
I call it Delicious
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 17:54     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Anonymous wrote:OP here, thanks for all the suggestions! You came up with so many good names, all I could think of was something like, "The Everything But the Kitchen Sink Burger."

It's not my restaurant or invention (pastrami AND coleslaw? Does the onion ring go on the burger? why do they include everything and then banish the sweet pickle to the side?) but it was just too juicy not to share.

That’s a good name! I was curious too about pickle on the side. As a nod to some of the ingredients being deli fare, it should be a kosher dill pickle. Why sweet gherkin?
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 17:49     Subject: Re:What would you name this burger?
Anonymous wrote:The coronary


Or coronary with class
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 17:34     Subject: What would you name this burger?
The 110% burger? Because 80+30 =110.

I would not order it as there are several ingredients I don't like. I will also say that it sounds so big as to be unwieldy. I think that having both lettuce and coleslaw which are slippery is a disaster waiting to happen.
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 17:29     Subject: What would you name this burger?
OP here, thanks for all the suggestions! You came up with so many good names, all I could think of was something like, "The Everything But the Kitchen Sink Burger."

It's not my restaurant or invention (pastrami AND coleslaw? Does the onion ring go on the burger? why do they include everything and then banish the sweet pickle to the side?) but it was just too juicy not to share.
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 17:23     Subject: What would you name this burger?
The jawbreaker
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 15:32     Subject: What would you name this burger?
The Pink Pony Club
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 15:32     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Anonymous wrote:1. A Ruben is made with corned beef, no pastrami.

2. I would not waste pastrami on such an abomination.


Thank God someone posted this before I did. What kind of barbarians think a Reuben is made of pastrami?

Also, agree with number 2. I love a good burger, but pastrami is low-key the best of all the sandwich meats.

Divided in two, this would be two very good burgers/sandwiches. As is, it's an abomination (as PP said).
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 15:25     Subject: What would you name this burger?
The Try Hard
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 13:59     Subject: Re:What would you name this burger?
Anonymous wrote:The coronary


I came here to say this.
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 13:57     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Colon polyps
Anonymous
Post 02/13/2025 13:53     Subject: What would you name this burger?
Anonymous wrote:I would call it "The Impossible Meat Burger" because 80/30 is 110%.


Yup.