Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 16:26     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?


It’s your fault for knowingly giving birth to males. You should’ve aborted them instead. Now you can deal with the consequences.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:44     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:Isn’t there something in the Bible about not casting thy seed on the ground? We’ve been drifting closer to becoming a theocracy so I could see it happening.


And this would be...good?

Policy by meme. Awesome! (not)
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:42     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Isn’t there something in the Bible about not casting thy seed on the ground? We’ve been drifting closer to becoming a theocracy so I could see it happening.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:41     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Wait are they outlawing periods as well? There's a dead egg there somewhere.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:38     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!



^^example of Dems who didn’t get it until I posted it was a democrat.

Don’t try to pretend.


I for one got it, b/c I can read, thx. I just don't think it's effective. 🤷‍♀️
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:37     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?


Only if someone turns them in.

Or if they turn themselves in.

Wouldn't it be great if, when this law passes, a bunch of guys are convicted all over the country?


Dem, and a fem....but, no. Stupid isn't a corrective to stupid.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:08     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!



This crazy is on your side, hon.


Seems done in jest but MAGA cannot take a joke


too stupid to get it
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:07     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Democrats are just dumb people.


You're the dumb one, not realizing the point the lawmaker is trying to make.


It's why Trump loves his supporters~ dumber than a box of rocks.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:06     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Oh FFS. I am a committed feminist but this is nonsense. Now my boys are criminals every time they have a wet dream?


If we are going to criminalize women, then hell yes men get equal treatment.



THIS!
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:05     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:Where are the MAGAs? I need their take on this!



Me too....I mean this seems very godly..... I can't stop laughing
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 15:02     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:You realize this is in line with Catholic theology? Are democrats thinking they are outsmarting republicans by offering Catholic teaching on abstinence? Lmfao. Unironically this is a really great idea and would solve A LOT of problems



No.
It’s called reductio ad absurdum.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 14:59     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:You realize this is in line with Catholic theology? Are democrats thinking they are outsmarting republicans by offering Catholic teaching on abstinence? Lmfao. Unironically this is a really great idea and would solve A LOT of problems


Guys aren't going to like it, though.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 14:54     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
It reminds me of a gross joke that I can't repeat.
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 14:51     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Sperm motility is really down because of environmental factors, so it should be easy to corral those wayward sperm who make it out
Anonymous
Post 01/23/2025 14:50     Subject: Conception Begins At Erection Act
Anonymous wrote:

As written by Sen. Bradford Blackmon, the bill would make it “unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo.”

There are also fines involved, the third strike resulting in the loss of $10,000 from the perpetrator.

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.


Wouldn't it be beautiful if this were to pass

Every sperm is sacred


Yes. It would be beautiful! What an idiot but love it!