"French immigrant version"

1. Confit de canard.
2. Mashed potatoes and gravy, because you can't improve on that.
3. Very thin green beans.

Dessert: cranberry tart! I could eat the entire wheel.

“I don’t waste time with bland American food”

1. Kale chaat
2. Chicken biriyani
3. Raita
4. Mattar paneer
5. Dal makhani
6. Poori

Anonymous wrote:Wait dont desserts count as part of the 6? Some of y'all are cheating! 😂

OP said no, dessert is separate!

1) turkey
2) homemade cranberry sauce
3) homemade roll
4) another roll
5) pumpkin pie
6) apple pie

1) charcuterie
2) cheese
3) baguette
4) shrimp cocktail
5) massaged kale salad
6) spinach dip

"I'm just here for the apps"

"Everything with butter"

1. Dark meat turkey with skin (basted in butter)
2. Mashed potatoes with extra butter on top
3. Mashed sweet potatoes with pecan streusel (I'm sure there's butter in there somewhere)
4. Stuffing
5. Green beans with butter, lemon, sliced almonds
6. Homemade cranberry sauce ....
OK, maybe it should be called "5 things with butter, plus cranberry sauce"

"Mains are boring, pass the cheese"

Marinated mushrooms
Cheese plate (a bite of each on crackers counts as one item IMO)
Stuffing with generous gravy
Green vegetable TBD
Orange vegetable TBD
Cranberry sauce

Wait dont desserts count as part of the 6? Some of y'all are cheating! 😂

“Grateful for Carbs”

Mashed with gravy x 2
Cranberry sauce
Stuffing x 2
Mashed turnips

Pumpkin pie x 2, Apple pie

“Decadent Overload”

1. Corn pudding
2. Sweet potatoes with marshmallow topping
3. Homemade cranberry sauce
4. Sausage stuffing
5. Roasted butternut squash
6. Crescent roll to dip in the cranberry sauce

Dessert
1. Coconut cream pie
2. Pumpkin cheesecake
3. Chocolate mousse

Anonymous wrote:Half slice of turkey
Small scoop of stuffing
One slice of canned cranberry sauce
Last floret of broccoli

I call it “My Mom Doesn’t Make Enough Food for the Amount of People She Hosts on Thanksgiving But Also Refuses Help of Any Kind”

so sad!!!

Food allergies and simplicity
Mashed potatoes with lots of butter and salt
Stovetop chicken stuffing
White bread with butter
Mrs Smith apple pie
Jelled cranberry sauce from a can
Creamed corn

Anonymous wrote:Apps and Mains

Shrimp dip/crackers
Artichoke dip/crackers
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Creamed spinach

Dessert: Just one huge piece of pecan pie with whipped cream

Tell me more about this shrimp dip.

Apps and Mains

Shrimp dip/crackers
Artichoke dip/crackers
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Creamed spinach

Dessert: Just one huge piece of pecan pie with whipped cream

"Turkey Tomorrow, in a sandwich. Butter now"

Cranberry sauce
Rolls with butter and jam
Sweet potatoes with bourbon glaze (contains butter)
Mashed potatoes, heavy on the butter, with gravy
Dressing with sausage and apples
Plain buttered green beans