I have the kitchen most in need of a renovation. (And don’t have the funds to do it!)

I'm very smart!

I’m 50 and don’t need glasses for distance or reading.

I’ve had more sexual partners based on those stupid body count threads.

Anonymous wrote:I don’t live in dc, nor have I ever been there.

I have been there exactly twice.

I don’t live in dc, nor have I ever been there.

Anonymous wrote:kinder

+1.
and that it took a page to get there is interesting.
I have better values overall. Although one is not the abiltiy to not be righteously indignatious (or spell)

🤔 hmm, definitely the most average average. The best average. You can't get any better at average than me 😉

I’m pretty sure I’m happier than the average DCUM poster. Poorer, fatter, less well connected, but happier.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.

Why so someone can attack us lol?

It's a trap.

OK, Admiral Ackbar. You are correct.

Anonymous wrote:See? Total flex! Better to be slim than anything else, even rich.

Ah, but I'm slim and have a good marriage.

Anonymous wrote:Are you smarter than the average poster? Richer? Better looking? Better connected? More high class?

Here is your opportunity to tell us about it.

I have a loving, long lasting marriage and I'm happy.

I weigh the most! Yay me!

I’ve gotten treatment for my anxiety disorder

I have an amazing marriage. Our household responsibilities are balanced, our parenting is balanced. We are still very much in love and have frequent, amazing sex. We are nowhere as rich as most of you, but we are rich in love (cheesy!)