Gotta love the idea of employing Pakistani health practices in the US. LOL.

I don't know. I have a home depot bidet, it's amazing. I can't believe I lived without one with doo smear in my rear

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Anonymous wrote:Yeah, you know how when there is a spray, it's more concentrated the closer you get to the middle? That's your bidet. Center of the plume, baby. Ground zero.

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Why don't you just store that taped to the bottom of the toilet lid?

Right after I use it to clean the poop off my butt?

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Anonymous wrote:You know that plume of fecal contaminated water spray that has been shown to shoot up when you flush the toilet? That's coating your installed bidet.

Ew.

And the TP.

All you have to do is close the lid before you flush and then that plume will stay in the toilet, not all over your bathroom.

Anonymous wrote:I realize this is not sophisticated, but my in Pakistan they just use a water bucket with a spout and you use tp after. It works fine.

Another Pakistani here. We call them “lotas” and they are basically like watering cans. I keep one in every bathroom in the house and then use tp afterwards. We also use them after number one as well.

A little hard for the younger kids to use without making a mess but they use it for pee and then we keep wipes in the bathroom for them to use until they are a little older.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, you know how when there is a spray, it's more concentrated the closer you get to the middle? That's your bidet. Center of the plume, baby. Ground zero.

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Why don't you just store that taped to the bottom of the toilet lid?

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, you know how when there is a spray, it's more concentrated the closer you get to the middle? That's your bidet. Center of the plume, baby. Ground zero.

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Anonymous wrote:I realize this is not sophisticated, but my in Pakistan they just use a water bucket with a spout and you use tp after. It works fine.

If you want more than dry toilet paper, that's obviously the most hygienic way to go. Sometimes low tech is best.