Anonymous wrote:Wow-any realtors have any guesses about what’s going on? Repeating it three times seems quite extreme-I’m picturing Hannibal lector’s storage space…
Anonymous wrote:That's a lot of window AC units. The neighbors dont seem to need them. Dead bodies?
I look forward to seeing who buys this mess. Call Guinness - worlds dumbest man.
Anonymous wrote:it seems risky to buy a house (despite being sight unseen) and then have to wait a year to be able to do anything with it. If you borrowed money to buy it I'm guessing the interest and taxes would exceed what the rent is considering the condition of the house. And you couldn't even get into the house to measure or start planning for a reno/ remodel. The only thing that would make sense if it was a teardown - the plans for a building permit could be started right after closing and be ready for when the tenant moves out. I'd love to know more details about this listing!
Anonymous wrote:So if it's a foreclosure, is this listing on behalf of the bank? And why do the tenants get to stay until 2025?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tear it down and build new.
Is that a tear down neighborhood?
Anonymous wrote:it seems risky to buy a house (despite being sight unseen) and then have to wait a year to be able to do anything with it. If you borrowed money to buy it I'm guessing the interest and taxes would exceed what the rent is considering the condition of the house. And you couldn't even get into the house to measure or start planning for a reno/ remodel. The only thing that would make sense if it was a teardown - the plans for a building permit could be started right after closing and be ready for when the tenant moves out. I'd love to know more details about this listing!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Where is the listing?
Sorry, included the wrong link in my original post. This is the listing:
https://redf.in/pjAEWj
Uh, no you didn't.
Anyway, what a treat
Tenant has lease thru May 2025. DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. NO SHOWINGS. You will be purchasing this property sight unseen. ROOM COUNT IS APPROXIMATE AND TAKEN FROM OLD MLS LISTING. CASH ONLY. Upload your proof of funds with your contract offer (remember to remove the account numbers from your statement). No financing contingencies. No CONTINGENCIES for ANYTHING. CASH ONLY. “All offers must be submitted by the buyer’s agent using the online offer management system. . A technology fee will apply to the buyer’s broker upon consummation of a sale OF $175.” SOLD STRICTLY AS IS WITH NO REPAIRS, WARRANTIES OR VIEWINGS DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS. DO NOT DISTURB TENANTS.
Anonymous wrote:I'm picturing some wuss who can't set boundaries and let a relative take over their house. They can't bear to confront them so they moved out, gave them a lease, and would rather sell the house than evict.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tear it down and build new.
Is that a tear down neighborhood?