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Anonymous wrote:Beards are nasty

+1000
Imagine a tick attached to a long beard and jumping on your plate.

Lol. I know right? Bearded men always crawl through long grass, then show up for work like that’s normal. WTF

FYI Ticks can be on bushes.

Right! Because chefs go crawling through bushes MUCH more often.

Post shift shenanigans!

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Anonymous wrote:Beards are unsanitary.

So is long hair on women using this logic.

lol are you that stupid? Their long hair isn't on their face, near their mouth where they shove food. Furthermore when working in a food establishment its required to be pulled back or in a hair net. You can't be this stupid. SMH.

Why did I have to explain this like you're five?

+100 the stupidity of the bearded people here is too much.

I knew you both were stupid, but I didn’t realize you were stupid enough to think the rest of us on the thread actually have beards

I’m Italian. And going through the change of life. It happens.

Anonymous wrote:One of the fascinating things about dcum is finding out how weird people are.

You’re not joking! Way more Mr. Monks than I expected.

Pass the word, folks. Chefs and cooks should shave their faces and cover their mouths and noses with a mask.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are unsanitary.

So is long hair on women using this logic.

lol are you that stupid? Their long hair isn't on their face, near their mouth where they shove food. Furthermore when working in a food establishment its required to be pulled back or in a hair net. You can't be this stupid. SMH.

Why did I have to explain this like you're five?

If your cook is shoving YOUR food in his face, the restaurant has bigger problems than beard hair. But I tend not to order my food pre-chewed by the chef….

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are unsanitary.

So is long hair on women using this logic.

lol are you that stupid? Their long hair isn't on their face, near their mouth where they shove food. Furthermore when working in a food establishment its required to be pulled back or in a hair net. You can't be this stupid. SMH.

Why did I have to explain this like you're five?

+100 the stupidity of the bearded people here is too much.

I knew you both were stupid, but I didn’t realize you were stupid enough to think the rest of us on the thread actually have beards

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are unsanitary.

So is long hair on women using this logic.

lol are you that stupid? Their long hair isn't on their face, near their mouth where they shove food. Furthermore when working in a food establishment its required to be pulled back or in a hair net. You can't be this stupid. SMH.

Why did I have to explain this like you're five?

+100 the stupidity of the bearded people here is too much.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are nasty

+1000
Imagine a tick attached to a long beard and jumping on your plate.

Why would a tick attach to a beard?
And why would that tick then jump onto a plate?

I'm actually laughing out loud

I've always thought hair is one of the BEST things you could find in your food that shouldn't be there.

What about:

-saliva
-other body fluids
-fingernail or skin piece accidentally grated or cut with knife
-plastic packaging
-other people's used food (actually found this in a greek restaurant in Cleveland park. Ordered octopus appetizer and a used birthday -candle was in it).
-lipstick (Again, I was served in a dirty used cup or mug a bunch of times
-fly or roach that crawled into the soup pot or flew and got mixed into a stovetop dish

Does anyone remember the episode of Great British Bakeoff (the one where John won), but there was the so-called Buddhist turtle looking man with glasses? (So-called Buddhist because I thought he pretended to be relaxed and generous, but seemed petty to me). He made strudel dough by stretching it over his hairy arms.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are nasty

+1000
Imagine a tick attached to a long beard and jumping on your plate.

Why would a tick attach to a beard?
And why would that tick then jump onto a plate?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Beards are unsanitary.

So is long hair on women using this logic.

lol are you that stupid? Their long hair isn't on their face, near their mouth where they shove food. Furthermore when working in a food establishment its required to be pulled back or in a hair net. You can't be this stupid. SMH.

Why did I have to explain this like you're five?

Are you saying that every server at every restaurant you eat at wears their hair pulled back?

And why does it matter that the hair is growing near their mouth? Are you saying that somehow a human hair that does not have as much potential of having saliva on it is somehow acceptable?

Anonymous wrote:I always cringe watching the long-bearded chefs on Chopped. And inevitably, the judges find a hair on their plate. Surprise!

I’ve never, ever seen that happen on Chopped.

I always cringe watching the long-bearded chefs on Chopped. And inevitably, the judges find a hair on their plate. Surprise!

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Anonymous wrote:One of the fascinating things about dcum is finding out how weird people are.

Haha. Yes. That’s why I come here!

It always makes me feel like the most chill, laid-back, go-with-the-flow type person and I think I am type A by any normal standards. This wouldn't even cross my mind, nor would I give a crap about it if it did....