Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:54     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
No one tell her about the beavers!
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:48     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.



Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.


Dolphins are like drunk frat boys — rape, violent “play”, fighting, etc.


Come on...they're smarter than frat boys.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:47     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
This is THE best thread I've ever read on dcurbanmoms. 😃
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:46     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Don't even get me started on the koala bears carrying chlamydia!!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:46     Subject: Re:Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
One more thing for me to worry about. If I hear that Pandas are deadly I’m getting armed.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:45     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Nobody thinks about this, but penguins smell terrible.



What do they smell like?

Also ostriches are psycho.


DP but i thought penguins smelled fresh, like the ocean. Bit fishy but not too bad. They had just gotten out of the water and were so buttery and oily‐slick.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:42     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:Nobody thinks about this, but penguins smell terrible.



What do they smell like?

Also ostriches are psycho.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:38     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.



Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.


Dolphins are like drunk frat boys — rape, violent “play”, fighting, etc.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:37     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Australia is wack, the animals and birds are dangerous. Cassowaries, a large, flightless bird, will kick you to death. Don't ever go to Australia.

This account is adorable, though: https://www.instagram.com/thekangaroosanctuary/
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:35     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Also: Birds aren’t real.


Well, they kind of are -- it's just that they are actually dinosaurs.


I’m still processing that dinosaurs are feathered and are actually birds.


Science has recently concluded that lots of dinosaurs had feathers. Jurassic Park should probably revise those T-Rexes to have feathers, because T-Rex might have been fluffy. https://www.theguardian.com/science/lost-worlds/2012/oct/17/dinosaurs-fossils
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:33     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:It’s about time we had this thread. I thought I was the only one.


😭
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:30     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:As a biologist, I could tell you stories...

...particularly about dolphins and otters. Kangoroos are aggressive as well.

Lots of species we find adorable aren't all that in real life.



Dolphins and otters?! Please no!

Seriously are they mean? I need stories.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:29     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
When it comes to wild animals, people and dogs have been f&$#kin around and findin out for thousands of years.
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:27     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Omg he's ripped!!!!
Anonymous
Post 10/16/2023 22:23     Subject: Kangaroos are terrifying and no one is talking about it
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:the reason "we" aren't talking about it because the vast vast majority of we americans are never going to visit australia so it's a non issue for us.


Oh please. We all read Winnie the Pooh and call it a Taoist masterpiece. Really it's just distorted pro-kanga PR to lull us into complacency.



oh i like you! lol!