Anonymous wrote:
I was trained in narration by a team of speech pathologists for my child with a global developmental disorder and speech delay. It sounded awkward to my introverted self, unused to speaking like this, but it was a crucial part of my child's therapies.

Said child is now graduating high school with a 4.67 gpa and is off to a good college.

You sound ignorant on a host of developmental issues, OP. Please inform yourself before pronouncing judgment.